Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Bonkers Boris or Crazy Corbyn

                                  CYCLOPS IN LONDON FOR TOMORROWS ELECTION

                                                        TRULY  A FIASCO

HOPE?                           TACTICAL VOTING LEADS TO HUNG PARLIAMENT
                                  LEADING TO ALL THREE PARTY LEADERS DEFENESTRATED
                                  LEADING TO A FINAL BREXIT REFERENDUM
                                  CORBYN'S CLIQUE OUSTED BY RESURRECTED SANE LABOUR



  PREDICTION ?  SMALL  BATTY BORIS  MAJORITY 😎
                                MESSY BREXIT ATTEMPT😝
                                 ON DERISORY TERMS FOR UK😒
                                 MYTH OF USEFUL/FRUITFUL  TREATY WITH USA EXPOSED WITHIN                                      WEEKS   😰
                                 ALL JOHNSON PROMISES DITCHED    😈
                                 LIFE MOVES ON🙈🙉🙊
                                 EXCEPT FOR LABOUR😠
                                 STALINISTS CEMENT THEIR CONTROL💪
                                 OVER A FACTIONALIST CULT💩
                               




               

Friday, November 22, 2019

Contemporary UK

            


        


                                                      

           



Tuesday, November 12, 2019

NOT ENUFF QUIDS


Sen. Lindsey Graham flip-flops on Trump quid pro quo

   It is a parody.Or it would be if Trump had the self awareness to know that which is a parody.


"A day after saying he wouldn’t bother reading transcripts released by House Democrats in the impeachment inquiry into President Trump, Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., now says he did read the testimony, and his conclusion is that the administration’s Ukraine policy was too “incoherent” for it to have orchestrated the quid pro quo that is at the heart of the probe."---aol 11/6//19
 
For the Publicans the Ukraine shakedown has gone from

  •       It was the perfect phone call to
  •       Well if it wasn't perfect it was quite normal to
  •       Well if not normal ,it was normal for Trump to
  •       Well if not normal for Trump,there was nothing untoward to
  •       Well if not completely untoward the Democrats are making it up to
  •       Well if not making it up,they are exagerating to
  •       Well if not exagerating,there was no pressure on the Ukrainian                        President to
  •       Well if not totally pressure free the Kyevian misunderstood to
  •       Well if not totally misunderstood,there was no demand made to
  •       Well if not  exactly no demand ,it was not a threat to
  •       Well if not unthreatening it was not a quid pro quo to
  •       Does  not seem like a quid pro quo to me to    
  •       Well if it seems like a quid pro quo its a bad Latin translation to
  •       What is a quid pro quo?
  •       Well  if it was a quid pro quo then the crooked Ukrainians owe the                    UNITED STATES a QUO
  •       If it was a quid pro quo,every body does it to
  •       Well if not every body does it Obama did it to
  •       Well if Obama did not do it was only because he was not smart enough          to  think of it to
  •       Well if Obama  thought of it,he was not Patriotic enough to do it to
  •      No harm,no foul,no quo,--that's high Diplomacy to
  •      Well if some harm it was only to US standing and reputation 
  •      It should not harm Publicans and that is what matters
  •      If it harms publicans that proves it was a Democratic plot
  •      Well if not a plot then it's their fault for bringing it up and besmirching the         USA
  •      Well if not their fault it must have been a rogue operation,check with               Tillerson  
  •      Well if it's not Tillerson then its Guilliani;
  •      Nobody cares if he goes under the bus
  •     He has tapes you say? 
  •     Well at least its not President Trump
  •     Do we hear somebody mention Spence?
  •     As Sen.Graham now says: can't be Trump/Spence because WH Ukraine       policy too "incoherent"--he might want to revisit that logic.
  •    So the official Publican position is  "Mistakes were made" and                         Ukraine has "our hopes and prayers"

No Quid pro Quo here--just an old fashioned,good old American bribe and threat.
Have you never been to Chicago?
    
     
     Ironies Abound:
  •  Trump tries to bribe and strong arm the only Ukrainian leader in history who   was not a crook.
  • Though desperate for the missiles,with Russkis at their throats,Crimea gone and much of the  Donbass region held by Putin thugs still 
  • Zelinsky demurred.
  • Because the Ukrainians did not trust Trump to honour his side of the bargain.
  • More extortion was bound to follow.                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Thinking face Wise call mate      
     

Friday, November 8, 2019

AND LABOUR TOO


60 MPs have quit so far



JEREMY demanded an election before another         referendum so that the campaign could be about        other things.
                                                                 

In the meantime:                                                         
Labour clarified its BREXIT policy as 

  • Negotiate a "new and  better" deal with Brussels                        
  • Followed by a "Peoples Vote"
  • When Labour would recommend voting against its own deal
  • Or not                                                                                        
  • Depending on"conference "policy                                    
  • Or ,most likely, not recommend anything                     
  •  Letting the people decide                                                                                                                                                                   Ed: come on Cyclops,they did not say that                                 Cyclops:  Oh but they did👺                                                                                                                                                              Jeremy calls this creative ambiguity                                            Synonym for crass stupidity                                                                                                                                                                         Ed:         But didn't Lenin say
  •     "Socialism necessitates the party  making choices"                                                                                                                          Cyclops:        Sure, and Corbyn said
  •  "you cannot be a socialist if you have not read Marx and Lenin".                                                                                                                                                                                                        He said"read" he did not say "understood"👿                                                                                                                             Ed : Cheap shot your majesty                                                     CY :  Yep                                                                                                                                                                                       Ed: last intervention CY- wasn't that "new and better"deal slogan one you used for Unilever's RADIANT laundry             detergent 50 years ago?                                                                                                                                                                        CY: No,No,No --that was "New,Better and Brighter"                       One could never use the word "brighter "around Corbyn.         Ed: ENOUGH☝                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Not many though.                               Strangely there are plenty more that believe in BORIS 😖        



Jezza's campaign has not got off to any better start than Bosso Boris

  • The Labour leader, 70, signed a folded piece of paper for Thomas Chambers,15.
  • The paper stated he “supports terrorists”, is an “anti-Semite” and is on the "payroll of Iran TV".
                                                  click on image to view video

  • Labour’s Diane Abbott confused the party’s Brexit policy by saying the shadow cabinet may back leaving the EU 
  • rather than Remain in a future referendum.
  •  “I don’t think anyone has said they will vote for Remain, come what may,” she told the BBC.
  • Tom Watson,Labour deputy leader, announced he was not standing in the election...to pursue other interests.
  • A further hand full of long time moderate MPs announced their retirement. 
  • With several explicitly calling on Labour voters to "Vote Tory and stop Corbyn"     
  •  A clutch of Labour candidates parachuted in by the Corbynistas were rejected by their local parties   and 
  • Yesterday a further five Corbyn supporters had their party endorsement withdrawn after the press revealed antisemitic or misogynistic social media posts.
  • More are expected to be exposed this weekend.                                                                                                                                                                    It is early in the process but the two major    parties are off to poor starts      

Wednesday, November 6, 2019

AND WE ARE OFF

                     Tories 16-point lead 
                                                                    Opinium/Observer poll


            Boris Johnson's election campaign launched:                                                    
  •  Within hour of  his audience with Queen,Minister resigns.
  •  Minister for Wales accused of lying about about an aide who sabotaged rape trial. 
  • Jacob Rees-Mogg suggested "victims of the blaze at Grenfell Tower should have used common sense to ignore firefighters' instructions to stay in the burning building"
  • Tory chairman "doctored video" of Labour Brexit spokesman.
  • “The reason we clipped the video was to make it shorter because Keir’s answers rambled on,
  •  Defence Minister  attacked own party over the “fake video” row.  
  • The Government refuses publication of Intelligence report on Russian interference in UK democracy.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Johnson wrote:                                     "Corbyn’s vindictiveness not seen since Stalin persecuted the kulaks "                                                                                                       Ed: Very erudite;                                                                         DoesWorkington man know what a Kulak was?                         Cyclops:Probably don't know who Stalin was-respect                                                                                Johnson demanded parliament vote for an         Election SIX times                      Yesterday Speaking outside Downing Street
"he did not want to call the election but had been forced to act in the face of Parliament's efforts to block his "great Brexit deal".
                 "We have a fantastic Brexit deal"                                                                                                                            
   It seems BORIS is campaigning in True Trumpfski Style                                Exagerations,lies,contradictions and insults--the works                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

  • In fact he has hailed Putin's Trump's pledge to do a trade deal as soon as UK leaves the UK.
  •  He has also refused an electoral pact with Nigel Farage's Brexit Party                                                    OOPS                                     US President Trump:
  • Boris 'WONDERFUL GUY' ‘Right man for the time’                                                                              BUT 
  •  Brexit deal ‘precludes’ US-UK trade agreement
  • ‘We can’t make a trade deal with the UK,’ under the Brexit deal                                                         AND 
  • Repeats call for election pact with Nigel Farage                                                                                                 Seems Trumpfski's Help could be as useful as it was in Kentucky last night😂                                                                                              



Friday, November 1, 2019

JEWS and the UK ELECTION


                           Yesterday Cyclops sent a short email to about a dozen friends.
          Several have suggested I share with the usual distribution,as a part explanation to why for         the first time in our lives not a single member of  Cyclops UK family will be voting Labour.


"Senior rabbi takes unprecedented step of writing to urge congregants to vote tactically against Labour"                                                                                                                     'Corbyn-led government would pose a danger to Jewish life as we know it'

 https://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/senior-rabbi-takes-unprecedented-step-of-writing-to-urge-congregants-to-vote-tactically-against-labo-1.490891 

                             Rabbi has apparently always voted Labour.

https://forward.com/fast-forward/434034/brexit-uk-elections-labour-rabbi-jews/

Obviously this shaman is a Blairite enemy of the people under the influence of the opiate of the masses.
Though  I believe the masses use the real thing these days.
Probably one of the  Elders of Zion the Tzar warned us about.

                  The Jews are less than 1/2%--one half of one percent--of the UK electorate.
      So even though they own the Press,the Banks and the Broadcasting media;it is unlikely that such an action will affect this Brexit election.

 Nevertheless Labour's Stalinist leadership is obsessed with trying to delay The Equality and Human Rights Commission report into Labour Party Antisemitism  due by December 9th. 

Baroness Chakrabati is not contesting a seat on behalf of Labour.
As the first Peer nominated by "I will never propose anyone for the anachronistic unelected House of Lords" Jezza Corbyn, she is there for life.

As Lady Bracknell did not say  

 "To have one Female Jewish MP resign may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.Three a malignancy"

Ed: Are there any left?
Cyclops: Left of whom--geddit Ed?

Margaret Hodge [to Corbyn  "You're a f****** antisemite and a racist...You have proved you don't want people like me in the party."] soldiers on after an attempt to remove her last week failed.

Just a shout out to my many  Labour friends:
  Do you remember those far off days when you had no idea Hodge was Jewish and
     nobody cared? 



                                                             

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

brexit vote saturday

    

                                     


  Cyclops sits at the royal PC sipping a lemon tea-----no sugar cube in teethSmiling face with horns
                                              Twenty minutes ago west Ham lost 2-0 to Everton
               Ten minutes ago he  watched on BBC TV the House of Commons "divide' for its first Brexit vote of the morning.
               Ten minutes from now we will have the result of that vote and
               Spurs will kick off at home to bottom of table Watford.
               Can the season get worse?Sob

So a quick post  to those non British readers who have asked me to explain how the Hard Line Tory Brexiteers have decided to vote for the Johnson deal while they repeatedly defied their party on the Theresa May deals.

                                                            
                         Reesemogg voted against May's deal every time .As did the DUP.
                         DUP claim this deal is worse. Reesemogg demurs.
                                                              WHY?

                            Most of Cyclops English readers understand why the Tory Brexiteers have folded:

                                            THERESA MAY is a WOMAN who was NOT educated at ETON
                                                                THE JOHNSON is a MAN who WAS



NEWS FLASH: Johnson loses the first vote in the "historic Saturday" sitting
                          Spurs kick off and four minutes in and are still level with Watford.
                  
                  Both spurs and Johnson have been consistent since Barmy Boris became PM
                  For Spurs sake Boris MUST GO.Angry face with horns 

Monday, October 21, 2019

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

                                       

Trumps decisions in Syria are awful.
The consequences likely horrific.
Erdogan may be a  megalomaniac unleashed.
Potentially  every bit as nasty as the Assads.
Its very hard to write satire when a brave,tormented and dispossessed people face devastation and death.
So a short not so satirical  blog post 



                                             MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

IN  TRUMP'S WORLD IT IS NOT IN AMERICA'S INTEREST TO PROTECT KURDISH CHILDREN FROM TURKISH GENOCIDE.


LIKE HIS FATHER,THEIR GRANDFATHERS DID NOT SERVE ON THE NORMANDY BEACHES.

UNLIKE HIS FRIEND ERDOGAN  THE KURDS  ARE NOT ALL ANGELS.

HASTA LA VISTA GUYS.   WE NEED TO MOVE ON TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

                                                  

US SPECIAL FORCES  "PROUD TO SERVE ?"  TRUMPS BETRAYAL

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/10/13/1892151/-Trump-has-literally-brought-shame-and-disgrace-upon-the-U-S-Armed-Force 
  • Trump’s betrayal of the Kurds is sickening to U.S. soldiers      washpost        
  • Trump’s retreat  “unsound, morally indefensible act” .. 
  •  “disgrace” to America and the soldiers who serve this country."                                                                                                                         retired **** general 
  • “It will go down in infamy,”                                              recent SYRIA CAMPAIGN retiree 
  •  ''We betrayed' the Kurds|"                                            serving officer in Syria 
  • "ashamed" and so were his comrades                       US official in Syria 
  • unprintable      many so reported                               Special forces troops in Syria
  • 'I am ashamed for the first time in my career'                 
  • We are just watching. It’s horrible.”
  • “This is not helping the ISIS fight,"                                   military source 
  • ISIS prisoners "will be free in the coming days and weeks,"                                                                                                                                                                                     https://www.forbes.com/sites/sergeiklebnikov/2019/10/18/trump-vs-military-chiefs-potus-faces-attacks-from-former-leaders/#34d36a8d527b                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    BUT                                                         US troops staying behind to guard oil fields in Syria  foxnews Oct 21                                           Complimenting those deployed last week to Saudi Arabia
           
Guarding the fields from whom?

                 The Turks?                 Trumps allies
                 Isis?                            Trump has destroyed ISIS
                 That nice Mr.Putin?    Trump's BFF
                                           The Kurds I guess

                              Trumps--as they say--is "ttransactional"

             One barrel of guarded oil saves guarding one Kurdish mother and two children 

   




























U.S. Plan to Guard Syrian Oil Fields Sows Confusion


 Mattis responded to reports that Mr. Trump called him "the world's most overrated general" during a meeting with Democrats earlier this week. Mattis joked that he felt like he had "achieved greatness," because he was "not just an overrated general, I am the greatest, the world's most overrated."
https://video.foxnews.com/v/6096461321001/#sp=show-clips








THE TRIAL

                                                       This one will NOT be  Kafkaesque

If you have not followed the  inexorable progress to Trumpfski's impeachment,I must assume you live under a rock in Pyongyang.

Given that all are aware of the House impeachment "inquiry"  [you say in and  I say en--lets not give the whole thing up]  his "great and unmatched wisdom" alongside his "undeniably wise and stable genius|",King Cyclops will refrain from cheap cracks about the incoherent BS emanating from Trumpfski,Guilliani,Barr, assorted Publican Senators and miscellaneous toadies.

Though the repeated yelling of      "there was no explicit quid pro quo"
 will join the hallowed
                                                       " It depends on what the definition of "is"  is"
                                                       " The checks in the mail"
                                                       " Of course I will respect you in the Morning"
                                                       " I am just fascinated by your mind"
                                                       " This is a price I can only offer to you"
in the Valhalla of Eternal Truth

This note is just about whether or not The Trumfskians can successfully ignore Congressional subpoenas for both documents and witnesses.

The Forces of Justice and Righteousness [hereinafter-the Democrats] want to hear & see witnesses and  documents confirming  the malfeasance of the forces of darkness and destruction [hereinafter-the Trumpfskians].

Many wise,prudent and gentle sages [MSNBC commentators]  have  declared that :
   if we only had the single memo summarising the Trump/Zelensky phone call     -DAYENU
   if we only had tape of Trumpfski's WH lawn call for China to investigate Biden -DAYENU
   if we only had Guiliani rantings on both CNN and FOX                                       -DAYENU                 if we only had Guiliani shouting"of course"he demanded Ukrainians investigate-DAYENU
   if we only had Trumpfskian refusal to follow constitutional obligations              -DAYENU
   if we only pursue the Ukraine episode                                                                   -DAYENU

                                                             
                                      No more information is needed .
                                      Move to impeach.

                                      CYCLOPS has consistently maintained two things
                                   
                                                          1. IN NANCY WE TRUST                                                                                                                      2.TRUMP WILL NOT RUN IN 2020 
                            

CYCLOPS has taken advice and counsel from several of the sharpest prosecutorial minds of their respected generations.Not just Jack McCoy.But other active prosecutors whose identities must be protected.
He has also watched over 400 episodes of Law and Order .
The unanimous conclusion is that Jack Mccoy would already have had the subpoenas enacted or the scoff laws behind bars.                                                                                                                                 
    More subtlety  : 

  • the hearings in the House are the equivalent of a grand jury seeking information before a decision to indite.
  • The Trumpfskians can delay and obstruct until a judge forces them to appear or provide as the subpoena demands.
  • The Trumpfskians can appeal all the way to the Supremes
  • This takes time
  • Several of CYCLOPS interlocutors are still puzzled why it is taking so long.
  • Surely in cases of National Import the procedures can be expedited.


   CYCLOPS contact with the sharpest mind makes the following point however.

  •    Once the house votes to impeach,
  •    An indictment is sent to the Senate for trial. 
  •   Justice Roberts presides 
  •   He presumably will decide that the process will proceed under the normal rules of                      US    jurisprudence.
  •  That was what happened in the Clinton trial under Justice Rehnquist.                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The game moves to a new stage with other rules.                                                                            
  •  Under trial rules if the prosecution--or defence-wish to see a document or hear a witness then said document or witness must be produced or be in automatic contempt . 
  • The attorneys must introduce this into evidence or call the witness immediately.
  • No time for review unless the judge so grants.
  • Once introduced the evidence/transcript  is part of the public record .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Et Voilas all is open to the wicked Medya and their Fake News Outlets 💪