BREXIT --IS TH FAT LADY SINGING ?

                 CYCLOPS  has been inundated with pleas for WISDOM on what is going on in the UK.

                  I fear a PLEA TOO FAR 🙎

            BUT IN THE SPIRIT OF CYCLOPS.......

                  While his HRHKC has been distracted by more important matters ...

• Baby sitting,
• Watching Spurs being robbed at the ARSENAL.
• Of course it was a penalty.
• Deciphering the IMMOLUMENTS Clause.
• Repenting over the Schaudenfreude engendered by watching Trumpfski's daily melt down.
• Calling my broker to ensure the Palace does not invest in the ARAMCO IPO.
• Supporting the Houthi Yemen.
• Showing disloyalty to "my" prime minister in Israel
• Figuring out the cast of characters running Italy.
• Applauding  the appointment of a Bulgarian Bureaucrat,World Bank CEO to head the IMF.
• Just ahead of the coming Financial meltdown.
• That Macron what a laugh.
• If Bernanke,Summers,Gordon Brown  and Straus Kahn saved the world last time
• No problem then with  Peter Navarro,Steven Mnuchin,Boris Johnson and                      Kristalina Georgieva next.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ANYWAY :  BREXIT                                                                                 IS THE FAT LADY SINGING ? 

          Boris Johnson ain't                                                                                                               In the first  two days of Parliament's return BONKING  BARMY,BONKERS, BORIS has  

1.     Lost his overall majority because a single,sentient,sensible,sulking, insulted Tory joined    the Liberal Democrats,
2.     Doing so dramatically while BORIS was making his first Parliamentary Speech as PM.
3.     Threatening to defenestrate any Tory members who voted to prevent a "no deal" Brexit.
4.     Thus emboldening them to do just that.
5.     Then suspending them,thus ensuring their further independence
6.     And reducing his majority to -42
7.     Then losing a vote allowing him to "LEAVE THE EU" by October 15th 
8.    Finally BULLYING BORIS demanded parliament agree to an immediate election.
9.    Parliament said "bugger orf"
10.   BLUSTERING BORIS has managed to make Crass,Cretinous,Crazy,Clodhopper Corbyn appear to be a tactical genius

    ED:                               Enough with the alliteration already

    CYCLOPS:                   But B is such a good letter

    11. Now that takes a true ALCHEMIST👳

    12. Maybe Boris's lead to gold thing and billions for the NHS is true after all?

    13. Anyway the 21 Defenestrated Tories include 3 ex Chancellors,9 other ex Cabinet ministers        and Churchill's Grandson

    14. If these aren't Tory Grandees then words have no meaning.

     15 These 21 plus those Tories who defected before Boris cam to power would make a far                more credible Cabinet than the one he appointed.

     16.Must have consulted Jezza

 BRILLIANT BORIS has now lost his first three Parliamentary votes

                                                         his parliamentary majority

                                                         twenty one senior colleagues

                                                         control of the debate

                                               He has

                                                         further split his party 

                                                         provoked a letter from 100 Tory Backbenchers

                                                         demanding the reinstatement of the vingt et un                                                                                         and united the opposition

                                                   

                                    A unique historical achievement

                                    In record time

      PREDICTIONS:

                                        If the FAT LADY SINGS IT WILL BE DIRGE or SATIRE

                                        Dominic Cummerbund will,shortly,be found propping up an alley wall.

                                        No Rasputin he. 

                                        Seumas Milne joins him--one can hope 

                                         An election ?         Sure 

                                         When ?                  Soon- or not--nah soon.

                                         Beneficiaries?       Scot Nats & Lib Dems & Nigel Farage

                                                                       If Tories knife Boris- the Tories

                                                                       If Labour knife Corbyn-Labour.

                   OCTOBER SURPRISE ?  

        Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC)  investigation of

       LabourParty anti semitismpublishes  report on 1st October.

       Provides pretext for ditching Corbyn & Entourage.

       Hillary Benn leads Labour Remainers to  Landslide Victory.

                                                                       

                                    

     

  

 

GREENLAND --CROWD FUNDING APPEAL

Trump Is Said to Ask: Can We Buy Greenland? 

STATUS

Greenland is the largest Island in the world.

After Australia.

Which is defined as a Continent .           

It is an autonomous Danish territory.

Located between the North Atlantic and Arctic oceans.

The capital Nuuk is 344 miles CLOSER to NYC than to              Copenhagen

Nuuk is 2 hrs ahead of NYC

Nuuk is 4 hrs behind Copenhagen

Trump originally wanted to buy Iceland but was told by the Icelanders that Greenland was MUCH BIGGER and Green.           
                              That worked.

NORDIC & HEBREDIAN ROOTS

• Trump believes population is descended from Leif Eriksson.
• Discoverer of the Thirteen Colonies.
• Not  by the Italian Jew Columbus. 
• Trump Presidency has not proved to be strong on history or geography.
• Trump believes Ericson was his forebear and the GREATEST Explorer EVER.
• Readers may recall that in Trumpfski's "Art of the Deal" he claimed the family was Swedish.
• He now accepts that his grandfather came from Bavaria.
• Staff checked--Bavaria is in Germany.                         https://www.history.com/news/donald-trump-father-mother-ancestry 

• His mother’s parents are from the remote Scottish Outer Hebrides.
• The Hebrides are almost 1,000 miles closer to Greenland than is Copenhagen. [ED;ah ha]
• They lived in a Gaelic-speaking area.
• This,and his father's German, may account for Donald's difficulty with the English language.                                                                                                        POPULATION

• Iceland's Population is about 56,000.
• Same as Mar a Lago. 
• Mostly Innuit.
• Not same as Mar a Lago
• Steve Miller sees no problem deporting Innuit "immigrants" after the purchase.

     

• Greenland has high rates of suicide, alcoholism and unemployment.
• Trump may believe it's in Kentucky.
• The Island relies on Denmark for two thirds of its budget revenue.
• Mick Mulvaney anticipates no problem .
• Either cleanse the Innuit or slap tariffs on Denmark.
• The Danes will pay for the [sea] wall.

BUSINESS CASE

• Trump interested in Greenland so he can build a Trump Hotel and Casino away from prying eyes.
• Putin told him it would be better than a Trump Tower Moscow.
• Planning joint venture with Oleg Deripaska,friend of Moscow Mitch.
• There's that Kentuckky connection again.

 NATURAL RESOURCES

• Natural resources include coal, zinc, copper,ice, and iron ore.
• None of this is economically viable.
• White House "economist" Peter Nabarro has recommended the deal.
• After China surrenders on those tariffs.
• And currency manipulation.
• After Christmas Gift Season.

GRAND PLAN

Trumpfski's plan is to buy/steal/take/have Greenland.

• Appoint himself a Norse god or King.
• Doesn't like the name Thor.
• King Canute sounds nice and fits with his understanding of science and economics.
• The "Island" designation will be changed to "Continent".
• Trumpfski may promote himself to Emperor.
• The name Bokassa has a ring to it.
• Lewendowski asked if Abyssinia could be thrown in as a package deal.

  TITLES

• The erudite and cosmopolitan Mnuchin has suggested the title El Douche.
• Believing Trumpfski has the chin for it. 
• Mnuchin also believes Chancellor would be a better title for himself as "Keeper of the Purse".
• He has a Scottish Wife.
• Ivanka will be El Douche's consort as Melania is busy in New York.
• Jared will be in charge of forging a peace treaty amongst the Viking States.
• Donald Jnr. and Eric will hunt Lions on the continent's Savannah.
• Their grasp of Geography and Science rivals that of Dad

          There are of course issues of price and the financing.
     
PRICE

• Trumpfski is expected to drive a hard bargain with the Danes.
• He will berate them.
• Threaten with Tariffs and
• Bolts of Lightning.
• Walk away from the table.
• Renege on the first agreement.
• Renege on the second agreement.
• Finally forcing them to take twenty per cent more than they originally asked.                                                                                                                                                                FINANCING
• Most observers expect Deutche Bank to provide the financing.
• It may be that this bank will have been liquidated before the purchase can be made.
• Just in case,CYCLOPS here announces a crowd funding program.
• A $1,000 from every family in America should achieve the objective.
• CYCLOPS has graciously volunteered to use his personal royal accounts to facilitate matters for the ruler of this great new continent

 BACKSTOP

Failing that the people of Virginia will volunteer to swap.
We will become citizens of Denmark .
While the Greenland Norse become subjects of Trumpsilvania.

CONDITIONS of SALE

In any event the conditions of sale will include but not limited to:

•  An immediate Trumpfski resignation of the US presidency.
•  Transfer of the newly royal family, accolytes, partners, 
•  Moscow Mitch,collaborators,chattels
• Donors,lobbyists,cohorts,Moscow Mitch[don't forget] and 
• Assorted "friends" to the new Kingdom.
• Southern Evangelicals will have "a right of return". 
• To Trumpsilvania NOT the USA.
• This right will survive the RAPTURE.
• An irrevocable deed of sale. even unto the seventh generation.
• Enforceable "Hold Harmless" the American and Danish Peoples clause  and 
• Normal protections pursuant to such Ambitions and Delusions

Nuuk [Greenland ] to Copenhagen[Denmark]    =  2,198  miles  /  3,537 km

Nuuk [Greenland ] to New York [USA]                  =  1,851  miles   /   2 ,979 km

 Nuuk [Greenland ] to Ottawa                                  =  1,589  miles  /   2,557 km   

Copenhagen to New York                                         = 3,846  miles  /   6,190 km

Nuuk time is 4 hours behind Copenhagen

Nuuk time is 2 hours ahead of New York City

Copenhagen time is 6 hours ahead of New York City