Wednesday, April 24, 2019

TO IMPEACH or NOT TO IMPEACH...

                                                        In PELOSI we TRUST

For CYCLOPS therein lies WISDOM

Need more be said?   
                                    Mueller ducked his responsibility to be clear and direct on the most important political issue of the decade.

He concluded with a double negative!?!  "

"The evidence we obtained about the President's actions and intent ......prevent us from determining that no criminal conduct occurred." 

This "subtlety" was left for the American public to interpret.
Americans--like most others--CANNOT handle DOUBLE NEGATIVES.
They constantly say "I could care less" when they mean the opposite.   QED

  • He hid behind the DOJ memo claiming that a sitting president could not face criminal charges because [s]he was too busy.
  • There is no constitutional basis for this claim.
  • It has never been litigated.
  • The Supreme Court has not Endorsed this view
  • It turns the President into a King--an unaccountable and potentially despotic one.
  • The founding fathers would be laughing in horror--when they stopped spinning in their graves.
  • Had NOBODY in the DOJ read Andrew Hamilton and the Federalist  Papers ?


One thing the Mueller report did prove:

 NEVER,NEVER rely on someone who all observers claim is a saint,above reproach,morally superior and totally dedicated to the public good.NEVER.

                                              ALL such have Feet of Clay

   SO WHAT ABOUT IMPEACHMENT ?

         FOR
  •                                       Trumpfski SHOULD[normative] be Impeached
  •                                       It is demanded by The shouty    virtue signalling                                                              righteous activist wing of Democratic Party .
  •                                       As Elizabeth Warren continues to sink in the polls her                                                    urgency to lead the impeachment charge will grow
  •                                      Ditto other sinking Presidential Candidates
  •                                      There is a duty to getting rid of a potentially despotic                                                         President  
  •                                       If not now,when?
  •                                       If not us,who?                               
        The evidence for "Criminal Obstruction" is overwhelming.                               DAYENU
                                                                                                                                   
         So are the links to influence from"a Foreign Power"                                         DAYENU
                                                                                                                                 
         Also that Trumpfaki & Family are using the office to self enrich themselves   DAYENU                                                                     
             ED:What's this DAYENU stuff?
            CYCLOPS:It is Pessach.  DAYENU means"it would be enough".             
            FOUR QUESTIONS  follow ðŸ‘¦
                                 
      Trumpfski thinks and acts like a King [George III or Pharoa variety]                 DAYENU         
                                                                                                                                 
      He and the Congressional Publicans are dismantling/destroying SEPARATION
      of POWERS                                                                                                     DAYENU                                   
     He has broken his oath to "UPHOLD & DEFEND" the CONSTITUTION          DAYENU                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                               
This is EXACTLY why THE FOUNDING FATHERS included impeachment in the                            CONSTITUTION .
ED: So what did they know?  Just kidding!

        AGAINST
  •                                  No supporting Publican votes in the House
  •                                  The Senate will not hold a trial
  •                                  Even if they did Senate Publicans would stall and then defeat
  •                                  Not a single Publican Federal office holder has had the courage 
  •                                  to  join in support
  •                                  Mitt Romney?  Come on friends will you never learn !
  •                                  It will backfire if seen as purely partisan reven
  •                                  Must be at least minimally bi partisan to match Dick Nixon rather 
  •                                  than Bill Clinton.
  •                                 Since Barr's fiasco over the Mueller Report Trumpfski polls have                                    dipped to all time low.
  •                                 Nevertheless,CURRENTLY only 34% support starting the                                              impeachment process

                             The object is to get rid of Trump and bolster the Republic

  •                                   Democrats are not obliged to clear up Mueller'r mess
  •                                   There are better ways to get rid of Trump---
  •                                   investigate, investigate,investigate;
  •                                   subpoena,subpoena,subpoena,
  •                                   Let the people decide at an election
  •                                   Stop blaming the politicians --- 
  •                                   We got ourselves us into this mess 
  •                                   We have to get us out---
  •                                   Organise,Educate,Agitate

                                 
                                                                  PLEASE  NOTE

                               Trumpfski  strategists  REALLY,REALLY want the Dems to impeach

                               They are YEARNING for it

                               They believe it will     a] unite their dwindling base
                                                                 b] scare off "moderate" voters
                                                                 c]  increase in fighting amongst Dem Pres.Hopefuls
                                                                 d] deflect from Trumpfski's failure on his promises
                                                                 e]  mute criticism of his Tax"Reforms" and major deficit

                             The Trumpfeteers believe that a 20 month Impeachment Fight will distract                                        attention from and provide an excuse for his failed Presidency,

                                Think the American People can walk and chew gum at the same time??

                                 When was the last time you heard a significant discussion of

  •                                                              Child border separations?   
  •                                                              NAAFTA trade pact limbo?                                                                                               North Korea's new missile tests?
  •                                                              NATO,the UKRAINE or
  •                                                              RUSSIAN POISONINGS
  •                                                              Coal mining jobs?                                                                                                              Steel Tariffs?
  •                                                              Trumpf's fealty to Voracious Vlad from 
  •                                                              Vladivostok
  •                                                              Multi national not reinvesting overseas cash 
  •                                                              hoards in  US Manufacturing?
  •                                                              Saving and improving Obamacare?
  •                                                              Genuine Tax Reform?
     All and more, in danger of being driven out by Cable News hyper ventilating over whether            Democrats are "brave enough" "principled enough"or "united enough" to Impeach Trumpfski.
                                                                                                            
ED:Well your bias is clear CYCLOPS;many more CONS than PROS
                                                      Well maybe--for now ✋

NOW  "fragen der fir Kashas" -- ask the four questions
  1.              Did the President Obstruct Justice?
  2.              Is the First Family using the Presidency for Personal Gain?
  3.              Has/is a Foreign Power illicitly influenc ed/ing the American President/Presidency?
  4.              Is Impeachment, or continued investigation and an election by and for the people,              the best way to protect our Republic?
  "Enfer" -Answer:                     IN PELOSI WE TRUST
                                                                                 Niccolo Machiavelli


                               








                             

   
                               


                                   









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ROLLER COASTER WEEK for KING CYCLOPS


                                   ROLLER COASTER WEEK for KING CYCLOPS

Turns out the news that Baroness Chakrabati had found her conscience and resigned her peerage was a HOAX.Confused

The King got the information from the same source which led to the post on April 1st about Barr dropping the investigation into Ivanka Trump.Angry face with horns


Then had to finally file and PAY the Royal Couple's US tax bills .                                                              HRH got no benefit from the TRUMPFSKI/PUBLICAN  tax "reforms"Sob


The Queen has been instructed to immediately  start earning $1 million p/a and/or to become an international  Internet platform.Money mouth face

She can do anything to which she puts her mind Joy


Trying to sell the Palace so have had contractors in all week preventing the pile falling down before salePray
Contractor decisions never endWeary

Tottenham got through to semi final of the Champions league.Tada
Hands up those who want to see a Spurs vs Messi finalSmile
That's unanimous ;once Dutch and all Arsenal fans hands are discounted.Thumbs up


A Corbyn Munchkin posts a Jew pander for Passover. Included a loaf of bread in the design.
Perfect metaphor for the competence of a Corbyn/McDonald  faux  Labour governmentSee no evilSpeak no evilHear no evil

Jewish Comedian about to become Ukraine's President Laughing
https://forward.com/news/world/422050/jewish-comedians-pogrom-ukraine/?utm_source=PostUp&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Saturday%20Newsletter%20RSS&utm_maildate=04/20/2019
What could possibly go wrong ?Stuck out tongue closed eyes

CYCLOPS anticipates being asked the age old philosophical question from Der Heim-                          "Is It Good for the Jews?Man facepalming

You are kidding,right? In the Ukraine? One of only twelve Jews left and he has to run for President?
A comedian noch? 

ED:              I know you people love to answer a question with a question,but 4 questions?
CYCLOPS: It's Pessach

ED:               I always wanted to ask:was Socrates Jewish?
CYCLOPS:  You need to ask?Ok hand


ON THE BIG ONE   "IMPEACHMENT"   CYCLOPS will post tomorrow.
  
PREVIEW:
If CYCLOPS HEARS ONE MORE WORD on the VIRTUE of Mr.MUELLER he will SCREAM.Nauseated face

Back to the important stuff 
                   MAN. UTD. lost 4 zip to Everton this morning and play Chelsea next Sunday.                                         Cyclops is reliably informed that they cannot both win.                                                                             Then ARSENAL LOST this PM at home to Crystal Palace.
                   Lets  see if CHELSEA can oblige at home  against Burnley tomorrow
Regardless Spurs remain in 3rd. All is in their own hands now.Crossed fingers
In next ten days from Tuesday,Spurs play three home games in a row. Brighton,West Ham and Ajax.
CYCLOPS has genuine soft spot for all three--but not that soft.Smiling face with horns

Friday, April 19, 2019

labour passover

Cyclops received emails from readers from all over the world making sure He did not miss this Passover greeting. He cannot add to the inherent satire.

Tonight is the first night of Pesach .Most Jews-even the secular ones--attend a "Seder" meal celebrating  the EXODUS;the liberation of the Israelites from slavery in Egypt.
That was 3,000 years ago. Those Jews sure have long memories.
To Cyclops Egyptian friends--Muslim,Coptic and Secular--we do not bear a grudgeWink

At this time of year it is traditional for political parties in Western Democracies to pander to their Jewish minoritiesSmiling face with horns

 FIRMLY in the YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP category;Corbyn's Labour Party Pander has gone awry.

Why is this Pander different from all other Panders?
This Pander is from the UK government in waiting.

The Party Hierarchy  tweeted:

                                     labourpassover.jpg

                               The LOAF of BREAD in the design produced an incredulous reaction See no evil

 "Got to laugh. @ukLabour trying to inclusive to Jews celebrating #Passover. The one thing observant Jews specifically avoid at Passover is bread."

"Astonishing (but sadly unsurprising) basic religious illiteracy from @UKLabour."

 "Is this a joke? You know we don't eat bread during Pesach."

"The Labour Party has attempted to wish its (few) Jewish supporters a happy Passover.
With. A. Loaf. Of. Bread."

CYCLOP's favourite:



"Next up, Labour Lunch to celebrate Ramadan"

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

I PROMISED a BREXIT POST

  posted by email on 1st April                     I PROMISED a BREXIT POST 
 
Please take pity on a poor amateur satirist trying to do his best.
 
I started to write on Sunday morning but Spurs lost unjustly to Liverpool and my inspiration vanished.
 
Cyclops slept till 10 am this morning and awoke ready to do my duty.
No sooner did I begin than the London Evening Standard regaled me with the headline          PROTESTERS STRIP OFF FOR 'CHEEKY INTERVENTION' IN HOUSE OF COMMONS
I know its APRIL 1st but all of this is true.  Cyclops cannot compete with the British Parliament

                  To get the full visual effect of this you will have to go t the post
                                    https://kingcyclops.blogspot.com/

Even as I send this:
             House of Commons is voting on whether to have a second referendum Stuck out tongue winking eye
            Arsenal are leading Newcastle 2-0 in the 82nd minute;
            Will go above Spurs for first time this seasonSmiling face with horns
            Oil price closed at $61.70c/barrel  Smile
            Plumber did not show up  and Expressionless
           Tea has gone coldWeary

                        This is known in the CYCLOPS COURT as a mixed dayVictory hand


                                                  

Baroness Chakrabati has Resigned


                                           Baroness Chakrabati has Resigned

    "The shame is too great. I can no longer obfuscate or condone what has happened to the Labour Party since my report on anti Semitism.
I will always remain friends with Jeremy but can no longer justify my membership of the House of Lords
.
After my long career fighting against prejudice I recognise that it was a mistake joining the Labour Party in return for my peerage. I should have remained politically independant.

 I will continue to defend the rights of minorities and those whom society shuns.

 I wholeheartedly apologise to my many Jewish friends who have stood by me in these difficult times"
                                               Image result for baroness chakrabarti crying

Monday, April 1, 2019


                                    I PROMISED a BREXIT POST 

Please take pity on a poor amateur satirist trying to do his best.

I started to write on Sunday morning but Spurs lost unjustly to Liverpool and my inspiration vanished.

Cyclops slept till 10 am this morning and awoke ready to do my duty.
No sooner did I begin than the London Evening Standard regaled me with the headline                

PROTESTERS STRIP OFF FOR 'CHEEKY INTERVENTION' IN HOUSE OF COMMONS
I know its APRIL 1st but all of this is true.  Cyclops cannot compete with the British Parliament

                                                  
  Given this reality CYCLOPS is, like so many members of parliament, reduced to the British                                    SATIRICAL GOLD STANDARD OF PUERILE PUNS      
Very difficult in the face of these visuals but Cyclops will try to get up for it...
                                  
  •              'cheeky intervention' in House of Commons
  •                       Looks like the Tory cabinet getting ready for night on the town! a la                                the Bullington Club                                 
  •             Just needs  Cameron’s pigs head—[or Cameron’s head on a platter]
  •                      If they had waited a few hours for the actual votes they would have got               "Maximum Exposure"!    
  •                     Parliament just got a little more nuts                                                                                

                            
  •    This summarizes the various “Brexit Positions” –geddit   
  •    Withdrawal now-- please?
  •   Or insert a second referendum
  •   Britishness restored


  •  Is that a young blond Bonking Boris on the right of picture?    
  • “I can’t tell with his back to me” --female intern
  • “But definitely a young Corbyn on the left”—Dianne Abbott
  •  Definitely no Thersa May look a like
  • At last Parliament gives us the NAKED TRUTH
  • Truly STREAKING truth to power                                                                                                                                                               

                    

                                   The Eyes have it... the eyes have it


Barr Blocks Ivanka Probe




Buzz Feed carried a story late last night that Attorney General William Barr has blocked an ongoing investigation into Ivanka Kushner's business dealings in China and Azerbaijan.

 Apparently the FBI opened the investigation in 2017 shortly after it was announced that China had granted the president's daughter a series of patents [At 17, more than Apple] covering her apparel and accessories brands.

   Buzzfeed reports that the investigation broadened to include the Trump International Hotel & Tower Baku, Azerbaijan.

Readers may recall CYCLOPS posted that NEW YORKER MAGAZINE published an extensive article on the Baku deal and its financial links to the family of the Minister of Transport and to Major General Mohammad Ali Jafari Commander-in-Chief of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corp
                 

 Buzzfeed indicates that the FBI has already passed a dossier to  District Attorney Geoffrey Berman of the Southern District of New York. Apparently that  led to Berman [Trump appointee] alerting Attorney General Barr to the possibility of an indictment.
The article emphasized that in its view Berman in" no way" acted improperly.

Buzzfeed speculates that two attorneys in the New York office have threatened to resign over Barr's interference.

It seems Trumfski finally has an Attorney General who knows for whom he worksStuck out tongue winking eye
          ED: The American People ?  Cyclops: You are such a kidder ED!

No doubt more to follow.........