Wednesday, December 16, 2020

McConnell finally ditches Mad King Donald

 

Most evil, calculating politician in America finally ditches Mad King Donald


  1. He understands how fast and far the power of Mad King Donald will now recede
  2. The law suits--federal, state ,local, personal, criminal and civil will now devour the DRUMPFSKI CLAN
  3. The pardons, fund raising scams, the raging---  JUST Noise  baying at the inevitable
  4. McConnell Rules
  5. Not the PROUD BOYS


This "gracious" acceptance of the real Publican leader comes in time for Christmas and
To roll the Senate Dems AGAIN on a 'blue state bailout.' 

He has suggested "blue states" should go bankrupt.
He generously offers to
        "put aside his push for an employer covid liability shield if ...
         Democrats set aside insistence on funding for state and local governments. "


                                                    
Offers something he never had in exchange for denying localities what is desperately needed.
 Blames Democrat  intransigence for denying relief and another check--just before "the Holy Days"
 Merry Christmas  Kentucky

  In April 2020 during round1 of relief negotiations Dems dropped calls for local relief in exchange for MNUCHIN/DRUMPFSKI "promise"  " it will be included next time"
                                                                                                
CYCLOPS posted these two APRIL blogs  :                 
  “McConnell boxes in Democrats on latest coronavirus relief"   https://kingcyclops.blogspot.com/2020/04/mcconnell-boxes-in-democrats-on-latest.html

                                 EXPLICITLY PREDICTING:

“Come the “next bill” McConnell plans to hold hostage funding for hospitals and local government support in Blue [Democratic] States .
For what?    Publican Party Donor Priorities.

The democrats have been rolled in all negotiations for  EIGHT months---because:
  1. The Publicans have Senate majority 
  2. Democrats actually care about getting relief to those in need 
  3. Mad King Donald is too self obsessed to understand his own political interest
  4.  McConnell knows how power works and 
  5.  Who butters his bread--
  6.  Look up for yourself the $$$ that went to Koch, Big Oil, Real Estate et al 
  7. Compare with "small business" relief
  8.  The Publican senate always does this---    ref: see
  9. WW1 Veteran Relief; Roosevelt New Deal; 
  10. Social Security ; Medicare; Obamacare and 
  11.  On and On and On
             Expect the same when we fail to get the two Georgia Senate Seats
    ALL the Social Safety Net Reforms in #9/10 came with Democratic Senates                                outvoting the Publicans of their dayWeary
                    
        PS   Most evil, calculating politician in the WORLD                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                       
      Congratulates Biden After Electoral College Vote
 "I have my own problems Donald but your Dacha in  suburb of Novosibirsk is still available"
"Hope to see Melania and Ivanka soon--suggest Jared and the boys call Binyamin in Jerusalem"
     


Barr to Prepare the Christmas Turkey

    Second most wicked and tied most despised American politician          quits Drumpfski Cabinet to spend Christmas with his family

               
                                   

                               Four weeks before end of Drumpfski Regime

                                                                                                                             
                          Jumped while he was oh so nastily pushed?
                                                  Who cares?  
                                              
   His name will live in infamy as the most criminally wicked, dishonest and       ignoble Attorney General in history.
            [ED: What happened to that Oxford comma?]                                  

CYCLOPS sources reliably report that he left so precipitously because he was asked to sign off on the Mad King's Pardon list.
                           
He had also been advised by counsel that the various  demands for  DRUMPFSKI enemy prosecutions  would ex[pose him to criminal charges for 
     "malicious prosecutions"  "capricious exercise of prosecutorial authority"  
          and        ''treasonous conspiracy"

 His financial advisors did not have confidence that he was either  sufficiently cuddly or iconic for a successful crowd funding campaign to raise the several million $$$ in legal fees and penalties he could anticipate.
                           
Nor ,unlike Mighty Moscow Mitch, was he of much value to the Koch clan .
                           
The proud boys do not have 50 sense [sense/cents geddit]  to contribute to his cause but remain eternally grateful.

                            
The final straw in his decision making was a discreet call from a small city within the boundaries of  Roma and  a note from Opus Dei in gift box containing a Templar Dagger and a Silver/steel alloy cilice with sharpened barbs.


                      Nevertheless  Barr has left a very impressive legacy







 






Saturday, November 7, 2020

SENATE ROTTEN STATES

        WHILE WE AWAIT THE RESULTS


 AN ENGLISH  PSEPHOLOGIST sent the following concern to the PALACE.

  • California population 39,512,273 has 2 senators.
  • Wyoming population 578,759 has 2 senators.
  •  Washington DC population 705,749 has ZERO senators.
To American  readers---He labels this "Rotten States" as analogue with British Rotten Boroughs of 18/19th centuries.

  •          CYCLOPS understands his notion of British "fair play" being offended.
  •          But notes that USA has not been British for lo these 250 years.                                                                                                                                                                                                   
  • ED: in fact the largest US ethnicity is German 
  • 18%-over 30% in the Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and Michigan swingers
  • But that's a diatribe for another time.

CYCLOPS SAYS:    
  • These are all statistics. 
  •  Which we must follow.
  •  They PROVE that a member of the militia from Fort Laramie is worth 
  • A thousand Hollywood Liberals and
  • An infinite number of Government Bureaucrats.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
  •  Wyoming has the densest concentration of billionaires-SIX-in USA
  •  It is believed none is an active member of a militia
  • Also  none of them is Donald Trump or James Wolfensohn
  • Half of them are members of the Mars or Walton families.
  • Confirming that Wyoming has the densest Billionaires

  • Bison gestation period is same as for Homo Sapiens-- 280-285 daysSmile 
  • Bison IQ is same as the militia in the Grand Teutons
  • Homo Sapiens dominate the great plains because Humans invented the carbine before the Bison did.

  •   Photo seen as metaphor for Democrat States allocation of Senate Seats. 
  •  The Bison on the right is from Wyoming, 
  •  On the left from California .                       

  •  There are 362,406 Bison in the USA  .
  • Wyoming is home to about 7,000 or 2% 
  • This statistic clearly  justifies Wyoming's 2% share of USA Senators                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Bison are a protected species in USA
                            So are Billionaires


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Thursday, November 5, 2020

PREDICTIONS NOVEMBER 1st

                                                  Okay Okay I hear you      

                                     Your plaintive cries will be answered     
                                                  Your fears calmed  
                                          You demand Cyclops predicts           

                     Nostradamus we ain’t but duty calls:  
  • Tottenham will not win the Premier League
  • West Ham will not be relegated nor will Man. U
  • Liverpool will not win the Champions League
  • Neither will Paris St. Germain 
  • Washington Redskins  Whatevers will not make the playoffs
  • There will not be a European Super League run by American and Emirati know nothings
  •  Messi will not play for Arsenal nor will Ozil 
  • Although he may appear on the pitch from time to time
  • Millwall will not be promoted to the Premiership
  • Cyclops will not be ruled “Fit & Proper” to own Brentford FC  

  • Corbyn will never become Prime Minister
  • Neither will Cyclops
  • Nor Boris Johnson---oopsSee no evil
  • Despite a softball and generous report on antisemitism from Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC)
  • Corbyn claims it was exaggeration by fake news medya   and   
  •  Reactionary Enemies in the Party
  • It is rumoured that he also blamed the Jew Lobby and Israeli Intelligence 
  • Baroness Chakrabati edited that out of the press release
  • Corbyn will continue to walk into self-created ambushes
  • McCluskey will continue to Bluster & Combust
  • McDonald tear his hear hair out
  • Dianne Abbott to Calculate
  • Milne Conspire   and
  • Ken will be Newtered—geddit ED?  
  • Most momentum members now read[excerpts] from Lenin on “Juvenile Socialists” and
  • Left-Wing Communism: An Infantile Disorder 
  • Yoof leaves in droves
  • The movement becomes a moribund clique of desiccated oldies
  • The nasty left is a busted flush
  • Cyclops cannot predict they will leave to form their own Stalinist Front Party
  • But hope springs…Smiling face with horns

  • Corbyn will be told he is expelled because antisemitism is now Declassee in Labour Party 
  • Hating Jews more than is necessary is too Jejune for a party destined to rule
  • Corbyn will check his Lenin hat for inspiration as to the meaning of Declassee
  • To no avail
  • Nothing in the sacred texts of the 1930s Komsomol Papers either
  •  Chakrabati will try to explain 
  • He will pretend to understand
  • She does not even try with Jejune                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The good Baroness will be sent to the International Court in the Hague  --charged with Disingenuousness
  •   She will explain that term to Jezza 
  •   He will not understand her explanation                                                                                                                                                                                                        She will be barred as apostate from returning to her ancestral lands
       Not an apostate from Islam;but from honesty, integrity and decency

     
    ED:   WHAT ARE YOU BANNGING ON ABOUT?  Hear no evilFlushedPray  Man facepalming

We await the Palace predictions on the USA elections

OH THAT    SORRY       Sob

                                        BIDEN BECOMES PRESIDENTTadaRoseSparkling heart
                                       SENATE A TOSS UPSweatWeary
                                      WATCH GEORGIAThinking faceConfused
                                       IF TRUMP WINS FLORIDAUnamusedFacepunchMask
                                      CYCLOPS WILL BE PISSEDDisappointedSkull
                                      IF THE GOOD GUYS DO NOT WIN SENATEAngry face with hornsFire
                                      BLAME THE ELECTORATESee no evilSpeak no evilHear no evil


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DEBATE TAKE AWAY [october 23rd ]

                                                    DEBATE  TAKE AWAY

                                    Each candidate's closing message to the electorate:


                              TRUMP:  MY KIDS ARE LESS CROOKED THAN YOUR KID

                              BIDEN :   I AM NOT HIM

 CYCLOPS HAD the WASHINGTON POST apply its PINOCHIO test.                                                                          They use a range of 0-4
 After consulting their FBI sources the WP Team concluded:
  
                     BIDEN ZERO PINOCHIOs .He indeed is NOT HIM
 
                   TRUMP: 12  PINOCHIOs--one for each of IVANA's children.           None for MARLA's child whose name he forgot.

                              And none for BARRON--yet. 

  In BARRON's case the FBI was sounded out on the matter of PATRICIDE but declined to    comment on hypotheticals

          EACH CAMPAIGN was asked for a second closing slogan from the debate

   TRUMP:                         END of COVID is round the CORNER

  BIDEN:                          TRUMP is MOST RACIST PRESIDENT in HISTORY 

WP concluded on TRUMP message:INSUFFICIENT STOCK OF PINOCHIOs

                            
  BIDEN   ONE provisional PINOCHIO for possible exaggeration.
                There have been multiple RACIST Presidents
                Trump may or may not be the VERY worst, even since the Civil War
                ED: your kidding--who else??
                CYCLOPS: Woodrow Wilson or Calvin Coolidge maybe Confused?                                                 Nah TRUMPFSKI wins that one                                                                                 
 A note to friends: Over 65 or Pregnant may jump the queue at early polling locationsSpeak no evil