One is on his boat fighting hurricane Debbie in the Indies,another hiking between Vietnam and Malaysia,a third enjoying Cafe en Paris and several seem to be living in caves.
The rest of us are following this comedy soap opera,wall to wall cable news on six continents We are still 30 days away from the 100th!!
Some background:
General FLYNN,Trumpf loyalist,Putin confidant,Erdogan vendor and all round Great American Patriot, is determined to share all he knows about those pesky whistle blowers, WH Ruskie friends and the bank accounts of his erstwhile colleagues.
"Mike Flynn
should ask for immunity in that this is a witch hunt (excuse for big election
loss), by media & Dems, of historic proportion!" Trump tweeted today .
Full hearted defence of his old friend ,wonder why? --"he was just a campaign volunteer"
Spicy
But first An Aside:
The heroic Paul Ryan, Leader of the House of Representatives,saviour of American health care and putative future President, is panicking.Having failed valiantly to replace Obamacare with Trumpfcare he is being blamed by Trumpf and all factions of his House caucus,he is terrified that the Donald will cooperate with the Democrats.
Donald,the master of the deal, is pursuing his usual strategy of "demand,bluster,surrender,blame and declare victory "
and seems to want to make nice with Demoratic Senator Schumer.
Ryan in response on CBS : "What I worry about is if we don’t do this, then he’ll just go work with Democrats to try to change Obamacare ,,,. that’s hardly a conservative thing"
"This is a can-do president . . . I worry we'll push the president into working with Democrats." Ryan told Norah O'Donnell
Trump is "reaching out ' to the democrats on other issues-infrastructure,tax reform--and they will extract a price on "THE WALL",immigration , Medicaid. and military spending.This will make the Pulican pay masters very unhappy..
There was real fear in Ryan's eyes.His health care debacle has alienated the rePublican moderates and the tea party.The Freedom Caucus is hunting his head .
The King's intelligence from the Caucus is that they are planning a coup to replace Ryan with one of their intellectual leaders--LOUIE GOHMERT of Texas.
They hope he would become a lightning rod for the lying press and assorted Trumpf enemies i.e.70% of the US population.
His views very closely track those of the GREAT DEAL MAKER himself. As he has said:
- Every time anybody in Washington talks about legal status, amnesty, anything of that nature, it becomes a magnet that lures people in quickly into the United States.
- It's OK to burn a Bible, that's OK. OK to burn a flag, OK, that's all right. But just, you know, for heaven's sake, don't say anything that might offend someone of the Islamic religion
- The truth is that anyone... that wants to subvert our Constitution to Shariah Law is an enemy of the United States.
- No country has ever fallen while it was truly honoring the god of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.
- Socialized medicine never falls of its own weight because you put people on lists, and they die waiting to get the treatment and care. So you don't go broke.
- We give the military money, it ought to be to kick rears, break things, and come home.
- Don’t Ask Don’t Tell will make the U.S. more “vulnerable to terrorism” because gay soldiers will take after the ancient Greeks in bringing their lovers to the front lines so they can “give them massages before they go into battle.”
- It’s kind of like marriage when you say it’s not a man and a woman anymore, then why not have three men and one woman, or four women and one man, or why not somebody has a love for an animal? There is no clear place to draw the line once you eliminate the traditional marriage,
- It’s the same once you start putting limits on what guns can be used, then it’s just really easy to have laws that make them all illegal.
- The dirty little secret on Wall Street: Eighty percent of the Wall Street executives' and their spouses' donations go to Democrats.-----[just cannot trust those people in jewyork]
His majesty predicts that this coup will be successful. Louie will become the rePublican Speaker & third in linet o the throne.
Ryan will take himself to a nunnery monastery,close to the kibbutz investment bank and bar where previous victims of the tea party---Eric Cantor and John Boehner -- reside.
Trumpf will cheer the ascendancy of Gohmert. BUT READ ON
The Coups
Back at the ranch[White House] there is panic over the Flynn "Revelations"'.
Back at the ranch[White House] there is panic over the Flynn "Revelations"'.
The media believe that Flynn will dish the dirt on Trumpf.
But this loyal ,brave and upright General has another in his sights.
PENCE ,his nemesis and cruel,cold executioner.Pence will learn the lesson of millennia of war and politics : KILL do not WOUND.
Flynn: battered ,bloodied,bruised and ruined --still lives.And is in the hands of COMEY's dreaded FBI.
"Vengeance is mine saith the Lord General"
His testimony will focus on Pence and scandals from his time as Governor of the Province of Indiana
As always follow the money --or maybe Pence is the true Conservative Saint
He and Robespiere Bannon are determined to get Pence and Hercules Priebus.They will use the dupe, Court Jew Kushner as their useful fool.
Of course Pence and Priebus can see this coming.Along with their allies Ryan, McConnel and the Koch brothers they have been planning and waiting their opportunity.
The events of this week means time has run out and they must make their move .
The King predicts it is too late.Their coup will fail.Pence and Priebus will be found guilty of disloyalty and worse--residual sanity--and will be sacrificed to the FBI. Ryan will go to his monastery[see above]
Bannon will emerge as the only power behind the throne.Louie the Avenger will control the House and Flynn will continue to manoeuvre Trumpf's foreign policy--Rex Who?
THE REPUBLIC IS NOT YET LOST!!
There is still that implacable defender of DEMOCRACY,FREEDOM & TRUTH --COMEY'S FBI
They will continue to pursue Flynn,the Russians ,Cortrumpftion and bad hair cuts.
The King predicts that by year end Trumpf is taken away by the men in White coats,is indicted or dies in mysterious[polonium] circumstances.
Trumpf Gone
Pence Gone
Ryan Gone
Bannon Vanishes
Comey Smiles
ALL HAIL PRESIDENT GOHMERT
