Friday, October 2, 2020

The screen play has mastasticised

 

 As regular readers will know,Cyclops' original screen play and story board pitch of a drama series based on a Super Heroic: 

  • Reality TV Star ,
  •  Faux Billionaire, 
  • Casino  Mogul, 
  • Jewyork Real Estate Tycoon  
  • University Founder 
  • With Franchisable Golden Hair and
  • Orange Anti Eczema face cream                                                   was rejected by the hoity toity Hollywood know-it -alls👹.

HRH through Palace Productions LLC [Panama] had lined up

  • Alex Baldwin and Kim Kardashian to play the central couple.
  • Natalie Portman the ingenue President's daughter from a previous package   marriage and 
  • Jade Weber
    to play the libidinous, mysterious young aide to the great man.
  • Meghan Markle had agreed to play the Presidents daughter from his second marriage 
  • But she immediately had her agent lobby Palace Productions to drop Jade for Meghan 
  • We  discretely communicated through mutual royal circles that                            "regretably schedules did not work"                                                                                                                            After disapointing rejection of drama series: 
  •   Palace Productions switched to pitching a series of  sitcom episodes 
  • Featuring the Baldwin character accidentally winning the Presidency   
  • The resulting  hilarious shenanigans at the White House  
  • On his Golf Courses  
  • At the Korean DMZ 
  • At Summit Meetings 
  • A Tete a Tete  with Poisoner Putin [Anthony Hopkins in brilliant reprise of Hannibal Lector Role]   
  • Tea with Queen Elizabeth                                                                            and on and on ; triumph after triumph                                                                                                                                   All rejected by effete Hollywood Elite as too   ridiculous even for a low budget sitcom                                                                                              Our latest pitch expands on continuing                         hilarity over "KUNG FLU"                                            With Baldwin: 
  • Yelling at his rival--played by Clint Eastwood
  • Joking about Eastwood's BIG mask 
  • Inciting his militias to "standby"
  • Calling for another "eight years"
  •  Boasting about "his" economy 
  • "Greatest Ever" Stock Market
  • Glorifying in Middle East Peace
  • His expected Noble[sic] Prize
  • Rejoicing that the plague was almost over. 
  • Screaming the election was rigged and
  • Postal Ballots a Hoax                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         The episode ends with Baldwin 
  • Contracting Covid at a Rally
  • Infecting Kim Kardashian 
  • Jade Weber  and
  • Meghan Markle in a Cameo role                                                                                                                                                           They all "self isolate" together  at Mar A Lago                                                                                                                                     The next episode will begin with camera panning in on Natalie Portman{IVANKA} sitting decoulte at the desk in the Oval Office having de facto ascended the Presidency while daddy convalesces .                                                                                                                                                                      This time how could Hollywood possibly reject  such brilliant slap stick humour  😆          

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