As regular readers will know,Cyclops' original screen play and story board pitch of a drama series based on a Super Heroic:
- Reality TV Star ,
- Faux Billionaire,
- Casino Mogul,
- Jewyork Real Estate Tycoon
- University Founder
- With Franchisable Golden Hair and
- Orange Anti Eczema face cream was rejected by the hoity toity Hollywood know-it -alls👹.
HRH through Palace Productions LLC [Panama] had lined up
- Alex Baldwin and Kim Kardashian to play the central couple.
- Natalie Portman the ingenue President's daughter from a previous
packagemarriage and - Jade Weber
- Meghan Markle had agreed to play the Presidents daughter from his second marriage
- But she immediately had her agent lobby Palace Productions to drop Jade for Meghan
- We discretely communicated through mutual royal circles that "regretably schedules did not work" After disapointing rejection of drama series:
- Palace Productions switched to pitching a series of sitcom episodes
- Featuring the Baldwin character accidentally winning the Presidency
- The resulting hilarious shenanigans at the White House
- On his Golf Courses
- At the Korean DMZ
- At Summit Meetings
- A Tete a Tete with Poisoner Putin [Anthony Hopkins in brilliant reprise of Hannibal Lector Role]
- Tea with Queen Elizabeth and on and on ; triumph after triumph All rejected by effete Hollywood Elite as too ridiculous even for a low budget sitcom Our latest pitch expands on continuing hilarity over "KUNG FLU" With Baldwin:
- Yelling at his rival--played by Clint Eastwood
- Joking about Eastwood's BIG mask
- Inciting his militias to "standby"
- Calling for another "eight years"
- Boasting about "his" economy
- "Greatest Ever" Stock Market
- Glorifying in Middle East Peace
- His expected Noble[sic] Prize
- Rejoicing that the plague was almost over.
- Screaming the election was rigged and
- Postal Ballots a Hoax The episode ends with Baldwin
- Contracting Covid at a Rally
- Infecting Kim Kardashian
- Jade Weber and
- Meghan Markle in a Cameo role They all "self isolate" together at Mar A Lago The next episode will begin with camera panning in on Natalie Portman{IVANKA} sitting decoulte at the desk in the Oval Office having de facto ascended the Presidency while daddy convalesces . This time how could Hollywood possibly reject such brilliant slap stick humour 😆
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