Kim Jong Nam poisoned:
The elder brother of Kim Jong Un ,the "Great Leader" of North Korea--think The Donald in a tunic--has been murdered in Kuala Lumpur.
The "Great Leader" tweeted " this repudiates the Bigest lie of Yanki Imoerialist Propaganda, that the Peoples Republic of Korea is a Big Brother State." and "I won 98% of the vote at last election--Three times Trumpf's share--and the PRK is the best at Maths too!"
Kim Applauds Trumpf Electoral Triumph
Swedish official proposes "workers shag break":
Per-Erik Muskos a councilman from Overtornea, northern Sweden wants the municipality’s 550 employees to have a new perk to improve their work-life balance. He has proposed giving municipal employees an hour long paid break each week to go home and have sex. https://boingboing.net/2017/02/24/swedish-town-official-proposes.html
“sex is a great form of exercise and has documented positive effects on well-being,”employees could use an hour of the workweek already allotted for fitness activities to go home and have sex with their spouses or partners instead."I believe that sex is often in short supply. Everyday life is stressful and the children are at home,”
Given the commuting time to/from home and the municipal offices, the current proposal of a one hour break once a week with spouse or partner seems a bit parsimonious.Especially for older employees.
An amendment to the proposal to allow for two hours twice a week for sex with someone else's spouse or partner seems to have majority support.The local employee union is pushing to double this allocation in cases where the coupling is between two--or more--municipal employees.
HR has been mandated to look into the health and safety aspects of the using the tables in the members' chamber.
Trumpf tweeted:'Greeeat Idea,delighted Swedes followed my advice after terrible events of last week" I am having Ivanka organise an executive order to be drafted immediately to make this benefit available to all Federal Employees" "this could become a States's Rights issue" It could also become part of his planned improvement to Obamacare.
It is thought that this system already exists in Pyongyang but that it is a state secret.
Swedish official proposes "workers shag break":
Per-Erik Muskos a councilman from Overtornea, northern Sweden wants the municipality’s 550 employees to have a new perk to improve their work-life balance. He has proposed giving municipal employees an hour long paid break each week to go home and have sex. https://boingboing.net/2017/02/24/swedish-town-official-proposes.html
“sex is a great form of exercise and has documented positive effects on well-being,”employees could use an hour of the workweek already allotted for fitness activities to go home and have sex with their spouses or partners instead."I believe that sex is often in short supply. Everyday life is stressful and the children are at home,”
Given the commuting time to/from home and the municipal offices, the current proposal of a one hour break once a week with spouse or partner seems a bit parsimonious.Especially for older employees.
An amendment to the proposal to allow for two hours twice a week for sex with someone else's spouse or partner seems to have majority support.The local employee union is pushing to double this allocation in cases where the coupling is between two--or more--municipal employees.
HR has been mandated to look into the health and safety aspects of the using the tables in the members' chamber.
It is thought that this system already exists in Pyongyang but that it is a state secret.
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