King cyclops is delighted to announce a new program launched from the Palace in Grandes Chutes Beaucoup Eglises.
The " Gossip Rumour and Outrageous Politics Initiative--GROPI".
This has been funded by enlightened donors on eight continents.
Its purpose is to expose for discussion and demystification the more carnal pursuits of our leaders and to show them as mortal as we.
The first report is a moderately salacious account of the love and times of POTUS.--Donald Trumpski.
Readers will be familiar with the sophisticated philosophy and history of the "Most Powerful Man in the World" POTUS TRUMPSKI
The latest example of Trumpski's innovative modus operandi will by now be well known by HRH's worldly readership.So we here limit ourselves to a short note news item on how MS. STORMY DANIELS and JAY LEVY, a small town South Carolina entrepreneur,have responded to the revelations.
STORMY DANIELS & JAY LEVY
Oh America the Goldena Medina and land of endless opportunity! May god shine her light on thee!
[not STORMY but POTUS 2nd wife]
Stormy was asked if she was a Russian Sleeper Agent. NYET she responded "I needed no agent and for a price she could even get Paul Ryan to show some bone backbone".
She also confirmed that golden showers not part of her repertoire.
Stormy and Business Acquaintance
Of course this is simply one of numerous adventures of SuperTrumpski that have led to hush money payoffs and made Trumpski a Prophet to White Evangelicals.
This photo of the beautiful Harvard Graduate is not presented with any erotic intent but rather to introduce an edifying quiz on the current,past and future Brides of POTUS|:
Presented below is a montage of the women currently in Trumpski's life.
Labelled "a-j" clockwise.
QUIZ
The following dozen questions test your knowledge of women in Trumpski world.
1. List in order Trumpski's past,present and future wives.
2. Which received the greatest amount of Hush Money [not including Alimony]?
3 . Which one has committed a series of felonies ?
4. Will Ivanka receive a pardon?
5. Who is the most patriotic?
6. Is the statement from the New York Post a requirement in all of Trumpski's pre-nups?
7.How many of those pictured slept in the same bedroom with Trumpski for more
than six months.
8.Two of his wives are immigrants--one from Slovakia,the other Slovenia--does Trumpski know the difference? Between the countries you fools!
9.Karen McDougal hails from Scotland.Is Stormy an immigrant from Norway?
10.How many of these women voted for Hilary Clinton?
11.Who joined Karen McDougal on the Women's March?
12.Has Trumpski been to a Mikvah with any of these women?
Your bonus question in case of need for tie breaker.
1. List in order Trumpski's past,present and future wives.
2. Which received the greatest amount of Hush Money [not including Alimony]?
3 . Which one has committed a series of felonies ?
4. Will Ivanka receive a pardon?
5. Who is the most patriotic?
6. Is the statement from the New York Post a requirement in all of Trumpski's pre-nups?
7.How many of those pictured slept in the same bedroom with Trumpski for more
than six months.
8.Two of his wives are immigrants--one from Slovakia,the other Slovenia--does Trumpski know the difference? Between the countries you fools!
9.Karen McDougal hails from Scotland.Is Stormy an immigrant from Norway?
10.How many of these women voted for Hilary Clinton?
11.Who joined Karen McDougal on the Women's March?
12.Has Trumpski been to a Mikvah with any of these women?
Your bonus question in case of need for tie breaker.
Which of these two {below}senior women presidential advisers ---
[uber grupen feuhrer] Omarosa Manigault Newman or
[uber uber grupem fuehrer] Kellyanne Conway---
was removed kicking and screaming from the White House after Trumpski's candidate Judge Moore lost the special election for Alabama Senator?
And
Which is famous for her own "alternative facts?
Well done Bernard!! Its a trick question-- both of them 
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