Wednesday, September 26, 2018

PREDICTIONS






                                                                     PREDICTIONS

          
                                                                              "A"
                                                                  KEVIN  & BORIS

             Private school,privileged,entitled,inebriated,spoiled brat will not be 
                  
                    a]                                     Prime Minister
                                                                    nor
                    b]                               A Supreme Court Justice

  • The first basks in the reputation that he cannot keep his trousers on,
  • His views to himself  nor
  • His bon mots silent
  • The second claiming he never took his off 
  • Will have no views until confirmed to the Court and 
  • Has no mots bon or otherwise

Both will be hoist by their bad,laddish,selfish,arrogant and entitled antics.

  • The Yank will understand that in Baseball "3 strikes" and 
  • You are out.
  • The third woman came forward this afternoon.
  • A deafening silence from a dozen Publican Senators.

  •  For British Cricketer Boris,
  •  Bowled by a googly.
  •  His wife has finally dumped him and 
  •  Promises "revelations".
  •  She has been the political "brains" apparently.

Boris and Kevin, bon voyage,don't let the door hit you on your way out. 

Sad that it is their behaviour that causes their de fenestration rather than their odious politics.

Cyclops must be grateful for small mercies and contemplate the meaning of Schadenfreude.

Or is it Irony?  

HRH does not really know as Cyclops is only first generation and anyway left for the Goldena Medina forty years ago.

                                                           
                                                                              "B"
                                                                            JEZZA

Corbyn will never be Prime Minister.Not because "they" control Finance and Medya.
He never said they did--just that they are lacking in the Irony department.

The furore revealed that he is 
                                      a] not a nice guy            b] has a weird world view
                                      c] is ignorant                  d] simplistic                                                                                                 e] conspiratorial              f] spiteful            and
                                                g] has determined anti Semitic friends.

He also does not know how to apologise or  doven maariv

Nor will Emily Thornberry--too many white vans.

                                                                             "C"
                                                                        BREXIT 
  • The fat lady will not sing.
  • She will not be fooled by a Canadian /Norwegian/Swiss or Montenegrin Solution.   
                                              Brexit will NOT mean Brexit. 

  • All of Britain knows. 
  • There will be a "Peoples Vote" in one form or another.
  • That's a 2nd referendum.
  • This is the only remaining  road to Salvation.

Unless of course. ... the Brexiteers follow the logic of their own rhetoric and call for Parliament to decide.
  • On a free vote by each member; 
  • each then subject to the judgement of her/his constituents.
  • A return to British Representative Democracy through the will of Parliament.

                                   Stranger things have /are happened/happening.

After this outcome of Epic Norse or Greek Proportions--the EU may then proceed to collapse under the weight of its internal contradictions or the stupidity of its leaders.

At least Jezza would be happy as he tends his allotment.

                                                                               "D"
                                           Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Sultan.

Where is he? Why no statements for three weeks?
  • He pursued a low oil price strategy to weaken Iran and
  • Please Trumpfski.
  • It wrecked OPEC allies  and 
  • Depleted Saudi Financial  Reserves.
  • No gratitude from the US President.
  • That strategy has now been abandoned,
  • Saudi turned back the taps and 
  • Oil prices up by 40% in six months.

  • He promised to transform the Saudi economy away from oil and gas. 
  • Using oil revenue 
  • Linked to massive investments from foreign capital.
  • He boasted that he would list five percent of Aramco-
  • Valuing the state oil company at two TRILLION dollars.

  • He intended to create a massive sovereign wealth fund
  • With the Aramco proceeds.
  • All is now abandoned.
  • Not before he had ordered a $ three billion investment in UBER and 
  • Over a billion in Tesla.
  • Both down over forty percent in the eighteen months since 
  • While US stock market is up nearly a third---oops. 

In the meantime he incarcerated two dozen members of Saudi Royalty and Merchants--all billionaires--in the Ritz Carlton Riyadh and extorted  several Billion dollars from them.

Not least:
  • He indulged in a series of foreign policy fiascos 
  • Ranging from kidnapping Saudi ally the Lebanese Prime Minister 
  • Backing the losing rebels in Syria and
  • Invading Yemen 
  • Creating a humanitarian disaster and 
  • Humiliating the Saudi Air Force and Army. 

So where is he now?               Apparently not sleeping in any of his palaces.

Cyclops continues to predict that his tenure as presumptive King will end before he can take the throne.



 FOOTNOTE 1:  YEAR+VINTAGE BREXIT PREDICTIONS

   11/5/16 
                                                                                 We shall see                                                                                                                                       In the meantime the fat lady has gone on vacation. King Cyclops predicts Britain will stay in the single market and may not even leave the EU 

    12/3/16                                                WE ain't leaving the EU---not really. 
                                               
   11/13/17 
  
 In any event the UK will change its mind; legitimize the about turn either through another referendum [one man, one vote, one time is truly Stalinist---this Jezza and the boys understand] or through a series of parliamentary votes or a crisis election.    

                                                                          The FAT LADY will never sing   
                                                                                         
          In the meantime we are living through the most incompetent UK government since the last one.                                                                                              
                                                           Perhaps the worst ever--at least until the next one.                                                 

   The only real question is whether the UK can abandon Brexit in time to be in the EU before it all collapses.





















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