Trump Is Said to Ask: Can We Buy Greenland?
STATUS
Trump originally wanted to buy Iceland but was told by the Icelanders that Greenland was MUCH BIGGER and Green.
That worked.
NORDIC & HEBREDIAN ROOTS
- Trump believes population is descended from Leif Eriksson.
- Discoverer of the Thirteen Colonies.
- Not by the Italian Jew Columbus.
- Trump Presidency has not proved to be strong on history or geography.
- Trump believes Ericson was his forebear and the GREATEST Explorer EVER.
- Readers may recall that in Trumpfski's "Art of the Deal" he claimed the family was Swedish.
- He now accepts that his grandfather came from Bavaria.
- Staff checked--Bavaria is in Germany. https://www.history.com/news/donald-trump-father-mother-ancestry
- His mother’s parents are from the remote Scottish Outer Hebrides.
- The Hebrides are almost 1,000 miles closer to Greenland than is Copenhagen. [ED;ah ha]
- They lived in a Gaelic-speaking area.
- This,and his father's German, may account for Donald's difficulty with the English language. POPULATION
- Iceland's Population is about 56,000.
- Same as Mar a Lago.
- Mostly Innuit.
- Not same as Mar a Lago
- Steve Miller sees no problem deporting Innuit "immigrants" after the purchase.
- Greenland has high rates of suicide, alcoholism and unemployment.
- Trump may believe it's in Kentucky.
- The Island relies on Denmark for two thirds of its budget revenue.
- Mick Mulvaney anticipates no problem .
- Either cleanse the Innuit or slap tariffs on Denmark.
- The Danes will pay for the [sea] wall.
BUSINESS CASE
- Trump interested in Greenland so he can build a Trump Hotel and Casino away from prying eyes.
- Putin told him it would be better than a Trump Tower Moscow.
- Planning joint venture with Oleg Deripaska,friend of Moscow Mitch.
- There's that Kentuckky connection again.
NATURAL RESOURCES
- Natural resources include coal, zinc, copper,ice, and iron ore.
- None of this is economically viable.
- White House "economist" Peter Nabarro has recommended the deal.
- After China surrenders on those tariffs.
- And currency manipulation.
- After Christmas Gift Season.
GRAND PLAN
Trumpfski's plan is to buy/steal/take/have Greenland.
- Appoint himself a Norse god or King.
- Doesn't like the name Thor.
- King Canute sounds nice and fits with his understanding of science and economics.
- The "Island" designation will be changed to "Continent".
- Trumpfski may promote himself to Emperor.
- The name Bokassa has a ring to it.
- Lewendowski asked if Abyssinia could be thrown in as a package deal.
TITLES
- The erudite and cosmopolitan Mnuchin has suggested the title El Douche.
- Believing Trumpfski has the chin for it.
- Mnuchin also believes Chancellor would be a better title for himself as "Keeper of the Purse".
- He has a Scottish Wife.
- Ivanka will be El Douche's consort as Melania is busy in New York.
- Jared will be in charge of forging a peace treaty amongst the Viking States.
- Donald Jnr. and Eric will hunt Lions on the continent's Savannah.
- Their grasp of Geography and Science rivals that of Dad
There are of course issues of price and the financing.
PRICE
- Trumpfski is expected to drive a hard bargain with the Danes.
- He will berate them.
- Threaten with Tariffs and
- Bolts of Lightning.
- Walk away from the table.
- Renege on the first agreement.
- Renege on the second agreement.
- Finally forcing them to take twenty per cent more than they originally asked. FINANCING
- Most observers expect Deutche Bank to provide the financing.
- It may be that this bank will have been liquidated before the purchase can be made.
- Just in case,CYCLOPS here announces a crowd funding program.
- A $1,000 from every family in America should achieve the objective.
- CYCLOPS has graciously volunteered to use his personal royal accounts to facilitate matters for the ruler of this great new continent
BACKSTOP
Failing that the people of Virginia will volunteer to swap.
We will become citizens of Denmark .
While the Greenland Norse become subjects of Trumpsilvania.
CONDITIONS of SALE
In any event the conditions of sale will include but not limited to:
- An immediate Trumpfski resignation of the US presidency.
- Transfer of the newly royal family, accolytes, partners,
- Moscow Mitch,collaborators,chattels
- Donors,lobbyists,cohorts,Moscow Mitch[don't forget] and
- Assorted "friends" to the new Kingdom.
- Southern Evangelicals will have "a right of return".
- To Trumpsilvania NOT the USA.
- This right will survive the RAPTURE.
- An irrevocable deed of sale. even unto the seventh generation.
- Enforceable "Hold Harmless" the American and Danish Peoples clause and
- Normal protections pursuant to such Ambitions and Delusions
Nuuk [Greenland ] to Copenhagen[Denmark] = 2,198 miles / 3,537 km
Copenhagen time is 6 hours ahead of New York City
- Appoint himself a Norse god or King.
- Doesn't like the name Thor.
- King Canute sounds nice and fits with his understanding of science and economics.
- The "Island" designation will be changed to "Continent".
- Trumpfski may promote himself to Emperor.
- The name Bokassa has a ring to it.
- Lewendowski asked if Abyssinia could be thrown in as a package deal.
TITLES
- The erudite and cosmopolitan Mnuchin has suggested the title El Douche.
- Believing Trumpfski has the chin for it.
- Mnuchin also believes Chancellor would be a better title for himself as "Keeper of the Purse".
- He has a Scottish Wife.
- Ivanka will be El Douche's consort as Melania is busy in New York.
- Jared will be in charge of forging a peace treaty amongst the Viking States.
- Donald Jnr. and Eric will hunt Lions on the continent's Savannah.
- Their grasp of Geography and Science rivals that of Dad
PRICE
- Trumpfski is expected to drive a hard bargain with the Danes.
- He will berate them.
- Threaten with Tariffs and
- Bolts of Lightning.
- Walk away from the table.
- Renege on the first agreement.
- Renege on the second agreement.
- Finally forcing them to take twenty per cent more than they originally asked. FINANCING
- Most observers expect Deutche Bank to provide the financing.
- It may be that this bank will have been liquidated before the purchase can be made.
- Just in case,CYCLOPS here announces a crowd funding program.
- A $1,000 from every family in America should achieve the objective.
- CYCLOPS has graciously volunteered to use his personal royal accounts to facilitate matters for the ruler of this great new continent
Failing that the people of Virginia will volunteer to swap.
We will become citizens of Denmark .
While the Greenland Norse become subjects of Trumpsilvania.
CONDITIONS of SALE
In any event the conditions of sale will include but not limited to:
- An immediate Trumpfski resignation of the US presidency.
- Transfer of the newly royal family, accolytes, partners,
- Moscow Mitch,collaborators,chattels
- Donors,lobbyists,cohorts,Moscow Mitch[don't forget] and
- Assorted "friends" to the new Kingdom.
- Southern Evangelicals will have "a right of return".
- To Trumpsilvania NOT the USA.
- This right will survive the RAPTURE.
- An irrevocable deed of sale. even unto the seventh generation.
- Enforceable "Hold Harmless" the American and Danish Peoples clause and
- Normal protections pursuant to such Ambitions and Delusions
Nuuk [Greenland ] to Copenhagen[Denmark] = 2,198 miles / 3,537 km
Nuuk [Greenland ] to New York [USA] = 1,851 miles / 2 ,979 km
Nuuk [Greenland ] to Ottawa
= 1,589
miles / 2,557 km
Copenhagen to New York = 3,846 miles
/ 6,190 km
Nuuk time is 4 hours behind Copenhagen
Nuuk time is 2 hours ahead of New York City
Copenhagen time is 6 hours ahead of New York City
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