Wednesday, September 4, 2019

BREXIT --IS TH FAT LADY SINGING ?



                 CYCLOPS  has been inundated with pleas for WISDOM on what is going on in the UK.

                  I fear a PLEA TOO FAR 🙎

            BUT IN THE SPIRIT OF CYCLOPS.......

                  While his HRHKC has been distracted by more important matters ...

  • Baby sitting,
  • Watching Spurs being robbed at the ARSENAL.
  • Of course it was a penalty.
  • Deciphering the IMMOLUMENTS Clause.
  • Repenting over the Schaudenfreude engendered by watching Trumpfski's daily melt down.
  • Calling my broker to ensure the Palace does not invest in the ARAMCO IPO.
  • Supporting the Houthi Yemen.
  • Showing disloyalty to "my" prime minister in Israel
  • Figuring out the cast of characters running Italy.
  • Applauding  the appointment of a Bulgarian Bureaucrat,World Bank CEO to head the IMF.
  • Just ahead of the coming Financial meltdown.
  • That Macron what a laugh.
  • If Bernanke,Summers,Gordon Brown  and Straus Kahn saved the world last time
  • No problem then with  Peter Navarro,Steven Mnuchin,Boris Johnson and                      Kristalina Georgieva next.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ANYWAY :  BREXIT                                                                                 IS THE FAT LADY SINGING ? 
          Boris Johnson ain't                                                                                                               In the first  two days of Parliament's return BONKING  BARMY,BONKERS, BORIS has  
  1.     Lost his overall majority because a single,sentient,sensible,sulking, insulted Tory joined    the Liberal Democrats,
  2.     Doing so dramatically while BORIS was making his first Parliamentary Speech as PM.
  3.     Threatening to defenestrate any Tory members who voted to prevent a "no deal" Brexit.
  4.     Thus emboldening them to do just that.
  5.     Then suspending them,thus ensuring their further independence
  6.     And reducing his majority to -42
  7.     Then losing a vote allowing him to "LEAVE THE EU" by October 15th 
  8.    Finally BULLYING BORIS demanded parliament agree to an immediate election.
  9.    Parliament said "bugger orf"
  10.   BLUSTERING BORIS has managed to make Crass,Cretinous,Crazy,Clodhopper Corbyn appear to be a tactical genius
    ED:                               Enough with the alliteration already
    CYCLOPS:                   But B is such a good letter

    11. Now that takes a true ALCHEMIST👳
    12. Maybe Boris's lead to gold thing and billions for the NHS is true after all?
    13. Anyway the 21 Defenestrated Tories include 3 ex Chancellors,9 other ex Cabinet ministers        and Churchill's Grandson
    14. If these aren't Tory Grandees then words have no meaning.
     15 These 21 plus those Tories who defected before Boris cam to power would make a far                more credible Cabinet than the one he appointed.
     16.Must have consulted Jezza

 BRILLIANT BORIS has now lost his first three Parliamentary votes
                                                         his parliamentary majority
                                                         twenty one senior colleagues
                                                         control of the debate
                                               He has
                                                         further split his party 
                                                         provoked a letter from 100 Tory Backbenchers
                                                         demanding the reinstatement of the vingt et un                                                                                         and united the opposition
                                                   
                                    A unique historical achievement
                                    In record time

      PREDICTIONS:
                                        If the FAT LADY SINGS IT WILL BE DIRGE or SATIRE
                                        Dominic Cummerbund will,shortly,be found propping up an alley wall.
                                        No Rasputin he. 
                                        Seumas Milne joins him--one can hope 

                                         An election ?         Sure 
                                         When ?                  Soon- or not--nah soon.
                                         Beneficiaries?       Scot Nats & Lib Dems & Nigel Farage
                                                                       If Tories knife Boris- the Tories
                                                                       If Labour knife Corbyn-Labour.

                   OCTOBER SURPRISE ?  
        Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC)  investigation of
       LabourParty anti semitismpublishes  report on 1st October.
       Provides pretext for ditching Corbyn & Entourage.
       Hillary Benn leads Labour Remainers to  Landslide Victory.
                                                                       
                                    
     
  

 

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