DEBATE TAKE AWAY [october 23rd ]

                                                    DEBATE  TAKE AWAY

                                    Each candidate's closing message to the electorate:

                              TRUMP:  MY KIDS ARE LESS CROOKED THAN YOUR KID

                              BIDEN :   I AM NOT HIM

 CYCLOPS HAD the WASHINGTON POST apply its PINOCHIO test.                                                                          They use a range of 0-4

 After consulting their FBI sources the WP Team concluded:

  

                     BIDEN ZERO PINOCHIOs .He indeed is NOT HIM

 

                   TRUMP: 12  PINOCHIOs--one for each of IVANA's children.           None for MARLA's child whose name he forgot.

                              And none for BARRON--yet. 

  In BARRON's case the FBI was sounded out on the matter of PATRICIDE but declined to    comment on hypotheticals

          EACH CAMPAIGN was asked for a second closing slogan from the debate

   TRUMP:                         END of COVID is round the CORNER

  BIDEN:                          TRUMP is MOST RACIST PRESIDENT in HISTORY 

WP concluded on TRUMP message:INSUFFICIENT STOCK OF PINOCHIOs

                            

  BIDEN   ONE provisional PINOCHIO for possible exaggeration.

                There have been multiple RACIST Presidents

                Trump may or may not be the VERY worst, even since the Civil War

                ED: your kidding--who else??

                CYCLOPS: Woodrow Wilson or Calvin Coolidge maybe ?                                                 Nah TRUMPFSKI wins that one                                                                                 

 A note to friends: Over 65 or Pregnant may jump the queue at early polling locations