Thursday, November 5, 2020

PREDICTIONS NOVEMBER 1st

                                                  Okay Okay I hear you      

                                     Your plaintive cries will be answered     
                                                  Your fears calmed  
                                          You demand Cyclops predicts           

                     Nostradamus we ain’t but duty calls:  
  • Tottenham will not win the Premier League
  • West Ham will not be relegated nor will Man. U
  • Liverpool will not win the Champions League
  • Neither will Paris St. Germain 
  • Washington Redskins  Whatevers will not make the playoffs
  • There will not be a European Super League run by American and Emirati know nothings
  •  Messi will not play for Arsenal nor will Ozil 
  • Although he may appear on the pitch from time to time
  • Millwall will not be promoted to the Premiership
  • Cyclops will not be ruled “Fit & Proper” to own Brentford FC  

  • Corbyn will never become Prime Minister
  • Neither will Cyclops
  • Nor Boris Johnson---oopsSee no evil
  • Despite a softball and generous report on antisemitism from Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC)
  • Corbyn claims it was exaggeration by fake news medya   and   
  •  Reactionary Enemies in the Party
  • It is rumoured that he also blamed the Jew Lobby and Israeli Intelligence 
  • Baroness Chakrabati edited that out of the press release
  • Corbyn will continue to walk into self-created ambushes
  • McCluskey will continue to Bluster & Combust
  • McDonald tear his hear hair out
  • Dianne Abbott to Calculate
  • Milne Conspire   and
  • Ken will be Newtered—geddit ED?  
  • Most momentum members now read[excerpts] from Lenin on “Juvenile Socialists” and
  • Left-Wing Communism: An Infantile Disorder 
  • Yoof leaves in droves
  • The movement becomes a moribund clique of desiccated oldies
  • The nasty left is a busted flush
  • Cyclops cannot predict they will leave to form their own Stalinist Front Party
  • But hope springs…Smiling face with horns

  • Corbyn will be told he is expelled because antisemitism is now Declassee in Labour Party 
  • Hating Jews more than is necessary is too Jejune for a party destined to rule
  • Corbyn will check his Lenin hat for inspiration as to the meaning of Declassee
  • To no avail
  • Nothing in the sacred texts of the 1930s Komsomol Papers either
  •  Chakrabati will try to explain 
  • He will pretend to understand
  • She does not even try with Jejune                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        The good Baroness will be sent to the International Court in the Hague  --charged with Disingenuousness
  •   She will explain that term to Jezza 
  •   He will not understand her explanation                                                                                                                                                                                                        She will be barred as apostate from returning to her ancestral lands
       Not an apostate from Islam;but from honesty, integrity and decency

     
    ED:   WHAT ARE YOU BANNGING ON ABOUT?  Hear no evilFlushedPray  Man facepalming

We await the Palace predictions on the USA elections

OH THAT    SORRY       Sob

                                        BIDEN BECOMES PRESIDENTTadaRoseSparkling heart
                                       SENATE A TOSS UPSweatWeary
                                      WATCH GEORGIAThinking faceConfused
                                       IF TRUMP WINS FLORIDAUnamusedFacepunchMask
                                      CYCLOPS WILL BE PISSEDDisappointedSkull
                                      IF THE GOOD GUYS DO NOT WIN SENATEAngry face with hornsFire
                                      BLAME THE ELECTORATESee no evilSpeak no evilHear no evil


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