Second most wicked and tied most despised American politician quits Drumpfski Cabinet to spend Christmas with his family
Four weeks before end of Drumpfski Regime
Jumped while he was oh so nastily pushed?
Who cares?
His name will live in infamy as the most criminally wicked, dishonest and ignoble Attorney General in history.
[ED: What happened to that Oxford comma?]
CYCLOPS sources reliably report that he left so precipitously because he was asked to sign off on the Mad King's Pardon list.
He had also been advised by counsel that the various demands for DRUMPFSKI enemy prosecutions would ex[pose him to criminal charges for
"malicious prosecutions" "capricious exercise of prosecutorial authority"
and ''treasonous conspiracy"
His financial advisors did not have confidence that he was either sufficiently cuddly or iconic for a successful crowd funding campaign to raise the several million $$$ in legal fees and penalties he could anticipate.
Nor ,unlike Mighty Moscow Mitch, was he of much value to the Koch clan .
The proud boys do not have 50 sense [sense/cents geddit] to contribute to his cause but remain eternally grateful.
The final straw in his decision making was a discreet call from a small city within the boundaries of Roma and a note from Opus Dei in gift box containing a Templar Dagger and a Silver/steel alloy cilice with sharpened barbs.
Nevertheless Barr has left a very impressive legacy
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