Saturday, February 26, 2022

ukraine Email chain feb 23rd

 Don't want to bore too many readers             So just a short email chain from last few days Blush-edited a little  for readability

                                FROM :CYCLOPS  to a few friends and family        February 20th 2022

Demand for a real briefing on Putin/Ukraine?

Not from TV pundits who know Ukraine from State Department briefings and maps!

From a man :

  • Whose father during WW II lived in Kiev for 8 months 
  • Until Khrushchev “personally “ had him expelled--so dad said
  • Whose forebears lived in the “pale of settlement " for over 200 years
  • Spent 7 years on the board of  the 3rd largest Ukrainian bank 
  • Was  chairman of the First Ukrainian International Bank  
  • The only one founded and domiciled in Donetsk
  • With branches across the Ukraine fom Lviv to Kiev to Yalta to  Donetsk
  • Got a real kick out of board meeting in Yalta
  • Took all my self control not to rewrite map of Europe
  • Appointed as CEO the colonel who had been  military/technical commander  of the Soviet/ Ukrainian nuclear deterrent--
  • We think: he was a bit tight lipped about all of that--
  • But very smart guy

 

  • Who has has actually been to Donetsk- 
  • Watched Shaktar Donetsk in the Champions League.🤦🏻

 

  A more nuanced analysis of the balance between Putin the “rational KGB Agent” and Putin the mystical uniter of the Russian and Ukrainian Orthodox  Churches and 

  messiah of a revanchist Russian Empire.

 

 

 

 

Responses

 From  a close friend FEB 20th:    So what are your excellency’s views? 

 

 

2nd close friend:               I too am on board for the briefing!

 

Sister:                                I do  

 

 

3rd close friend:       I would love to read a brief from your acquaintance, who was expelled by Khrushchev! 

But I can’t find any link to it, only a link to the Wikipedia page on Kieran (sic)  Rus.

 

For what it’s worth, I don’t think Putin will invade Ukraine, except perhaps, send troop in the two Donbass Republics to protect them from “Ukrainian aggression”!

 

It doesn’t make any sense for Putin to invade because:

         -The Ukrainians will fight back, building to building, like the Chechens and that didn’t go very well;

         -Russia already has annexed what they want from Ukraine (Donbass and Crimea);

         -Russia cannot afford not to build the Nord Stream Pipeline, if it’s cancelled they stand to lose more than Germany; and

         -Putin cannot afford to lose his popularity over many Russian deaths.

 

All the best to everyone!

 

 

CYCLOPS lengthy response to last:    [Hmm on re reading this last email below of 2 days ago, I may have to start taking Cyclops more seriously; although having watched Putin's  crazy TV address I may have underestimated his spite, bile and general inferiority complex]

 

My analysis very much concurs with yours. It seems the "KGB Chess Player" has over reached and out smarted himself. 

It seems the schizoid Messianic side of  Putin is currently dominant.--hence my reference to the Kievan Rus.to remind us how in Vladimir's mind the Slavic RUS are all oneWeary

Not to criticise the Vikings for settling Kiev and Petersburg.700 years is a while ago but .......

 

Putin's messianic revanchism is reconfirmed in his essay of July last year.

 

 

Needs to be read for an insight into his delusions and intent

This is simply a restatement and reminder of earlier Putin  stated goals.

His ambitions are not a secret.

Just like Mein Kampf  in an earlier European dystopia.

  • Putin has already achieved the miracle of revitalizing NATO.
  • He has even found the only issue that unites the Senate Publicans with Biden--for a while at least.
  • He has given an opening to restore Pax Americana after Trump had effectively buried it.
  • Reminded the Europeans of the indispensability of the non Trumpian USA--however inept US military planning and implementation  regularly proves itself.
  • Boosted Ukrainian Nationalism  
  • Shoved the Germans into USA arms
  • Humiliating  the Germans--particularly that genius Merkle who closed their Nuclear Power program and made  Germany an Energy Vassal of Russia 
  • And further enriched the venal Schroeder.

.

What is it about Germany and their Chancellors?

They haven't got anything  right since Bismark.

 

  • He may even have sufficiently embarrassed the perfidious Brits  to do something about the Billions of dollars of stolen Russian patrimony located in Londonigrad; 
  • and still flowing in at $100/barrel oil.
  • This a national disgrace I take very personally.Money mouth face
  • Boris must actNauseated face
  •   By that I mean do something about it not his usual clowning.
  • The first step should be to confiscate  Roman Abromovich's Chelsea 
  • The law is already in place.
  •  Needs just a simple "order in council."
  • That would send a signalStuck out tongue closed eyes

 

 

He has already stiffened resolve in Poland, Hungary and Bulgaria.  

To say nothing of  the Baltic States and Sweden.

Instead of Russian Diplomacy dividing and Salamiing  their near neighbors; Putin's reckless bullying  has united them to a degree never  seen in European history.

 

 

 

There does not seem any "good " outcome for Putin  now 

         a]  He does not invade --

             Loses huge face internationally by being out smarted and faced down  by "Sleepy Joe"

             Continues to keep his military mobilised at huge economic cost and increasing disaffection at home .

             Upsets the Russian Orthodox Patriarchy-- pining to control the Ukrainian Patriarch

 

          b]  He does invade -  Chechnya and Afghanistan will then appear as mere prologue.

                   The Ukrainians lost millions to Stalin's famine and                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Then an extraordinary number of its males to Hitler

                    But they fought on .

  • The body bags will flow back to Peterburg, Moscow and beyond the Urals.
  •  The flower of Russian youth back to their mothers --one at a time; year after year.
  • The Ukrainians will pay a terrible price.
  •  But Kiev will get  revenge --soldier by soldier.
  • Exports of Russian gas will collapse.
  • Their banking system will be destroyed by sanctions.
  • Putin and his friends will learn that USA, UK, French and German intelligence may not be as effective as they once were but they will find their treasure ,houses, yachts and mistresses
  • .Most of it anyway.
  • You think MI6 does not have the telephone numbers of the Panama Papers authors?
  • Even Deutche Bank will fess up .
  • Cyprus will collapse.
  • Does any body really think  that if Putin retaliates by attacking Western cyber targets that US/UK/FRANCE/FINLAND  do not have the geeks to shut down the electric power of Petersburg and Moscow 
  • as well as the Russki military communication system
  • The body bags will be delivered in the dark--and cold!

 

Their daughters will be as welcome to soirees in London ,Paris  and Rome as Ivanka is  in New York.

 

Putin has proved he is no evil genius. Just  an evil paranoid.

 

 

 

 

Irving Kuczynski Smiling face with halo

CYCLOPS On the Ukraine feb 22 2022

 SIX months since my last  blog Zipper mouth face


Many apologies and even more excusesWeary


But now almost fully settled into the new apartment and likely "last resting' place.Speak no evil


So straight in .       Many calls from family and a few  friends for the wisdom of Cyclops on the Ukraine and the latest Socio/Psychopath to threaten  devastation and lives  in this long suffering  heimlandt [Yiddish for homeland].
                              Why should anybody bother with the views of Cyclops on such a momentous subject?Angry face with horns
                               Well who else do you know who has actually been to Donetsk?Facepunch
                               Flew in on  a shaking, rattling Russian Tupolev death trap to bootSweat


Before we begin-I'm on a blogger's roll here-- a couple of heartfelt thoughts
  1. As a genuine cockney Londoner--truly born within the sound of Bow Bells--I am truly ashamed of the British government role in allowing/encouraging the creation of Londonigrad.
  2. Do not let Boris Johnson's current clowning around as  "tough on Vlad the Invader" fool anyone .
  3. He was Mayor of London when he and his chums prostrated and prostituted themselves in the pursuit of purloined Russian  patrimony.
  4. Enabling and encouraging the transfer of Oligarch stolen Russian Treasure to safe harbours in London's Property Market and Banks.
  5. All this while hypocritically signing up to declarations to stop money laundering through Panama and the Caribbean
  6. This enabling of kleptocracy continued unabated even after Putin's thugs murdered out of favour Russian Oligarchs on British soil 
  7.  and slopped Polodium around Dorset ,killing innocent British bystanders
  Boris demands the Germans stop Russian Gas Exports but does not enforce existing British Laws allowing the freezing and then confiscation of illicit Russian plunder.
  1.  He cannot be taken seriously until Chelsea and Arsenal football clubs are sequestered from Putin's venal Russian crony owners
  2.  Russian owned Billionaire's Row is taken over to house London's destitute homeless.
  3. Their bank accounts frozen 
  4. Their yachts chased from British Marinas  and 
  5. Their wives and children banned from Harrods
  6. Thus far just bluster and jingoistic rhetoric from Barmy [desperate]Boris
 As to current USA /Western diplomacy:
  1.                 Yeah Joe Biden and Tony BlinkenRaised hands
  2.                 Hands up those who thought we would be better off as Trump destroyed NATOThumbsdown
  3.                 Those who thought the world did not need Pax Americana--just a few rondels of KumbayaFlushed
  4.                  Any second thoughts matesSee no evil
Fox News and Tucker Carlson Hear no evil    

  1.     Putin knows a "useful idiot "when he sees one
  2.     Must be all that KGB training 
  3.     He actually does know that ethnic cleansing has nothing to do with Friday bath night in LVIV
                                                                                        Back to topic:

Some of my readers will be well aware that Stalin starved to death an estimated 20% of the population in the  deliberately Soviet engineered  farm collectivization and Great  Famine of the 1920's ;
and  that the Nazi invasion destroyed upwards of a quarter  of its population in the early 1940's.

  • Probably less familiar will be its long history of  oppression under the Romanoff Tsars. 
  • The bread basket of the Russian Empire  and much of Eastern/Central  Europe was kept in Medieval serfdom from the 17th to the the dawn of the 20th centuries.
  • Its population effectively enslaved on the land, forbidden education or the right to leave their villages ;
  • Lorded over by Russian Boyars[landed gentry and nobility] 
  • And Russian Orthodox Patriarchy ,
  • Enforced by Cossack mounted troops and  very harsh  repression from Moscow & Kiev
  • The serfs were not emancipated until 1861,under a "reformist" Tzar  Alexander  II 
  •  More a legal nicety than a reality in  much of the Ukraine.
  • Despite opposition from the Russian Orthodox church Alexander also softened  repression of the Jews.
  • Alexander was assassinated for his trouble in 1881

Least well known would be the fact that it is part of King Cyclops historic mother land.

From the late 18th Century until the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917, Jews ,with very few exceptions, were not allowed to live, work or trade in Mother Russia.
They were restricted to "The Pale of Settlement " the area we now know as the Ukraine ,Eastern /Central Poland, Belarus, Lithuania, Moldova, and parts of Latvia and Galicia.
This policy was instigated at the behest of the Russian Orthodox Church, which apparently had a problem with the Jews killing Christ , drinking the blood of Christian children and defiling Russian Women.
[ED: is there a joke in there somewhere Cyclops?}
[Cyclops: Probably Thinking face- --,those Jews do joke about everythingSee no evil]

King Cyclops is in fact the scion of the feted Rosenberg and Kukiolka clans from Chmielnik in modern central Poland.

This background is a smattering of King Cyclops' experience explaining his fabled expertise on Ukraine and the Psychopath Putin


Rather than rehash HRHC's judgements and prognostications on the current situation --which might seem like hindsight---I publish below  some email exchanges with family and friends .
This is revealed warts and allConfused



  Ed :               You have got carried a away on your return to opinionated diatribes Cyclops. This is already quite long.
 Cyclops :       True Mr. Editor I will publish the email chain separately in  1/ 2hour or so.

Give my adoring readers   Kissing heart   a breather


Irving Kuczynski Smiling face with halo     aka King Cyclops

Wednesday, July 7, 2021

aw god Levy still there

 


Aw God Levy still there👹

Its been nearly two months since last BLOG 

I fear some may have perished from lack of intellectual stimulae,bon mots and insights into politics, economics, life and football

No  excuses; IRS audit[by mail]Euro 2020 and grandchildren not adequate reasons to let down my vast reading audience.

No point in trying to catch up with the ridiculousness of that happening  Mother Earth

  • Trump increasingly bonkers.                                                                                                     
  •  RUDY GIULIANI’S LEGAL DEFENSE FUND HAS RAISED $9,590 
  • (JUST $4,990,410 TO GO!)
  • Trump refuses to pay any of Rudy's Legal invoices
  • Not taking his calls
  • Pundits mind blown that  Weiselberger not yet flipped
  • Ivanka next
  • Wilbur Ross still unindicted
  • Barr in hiding
  • With Pompeo
  • Liz Cheney, Democratic folk hero
  • IFC Icon
  • De Santis ducking Trumpfski
  • Joe Manchin in search of the bipartisan grail
  • Learned nothing from Church of Rome Mediaeval Schisms
  • Do not study that in  Appalacia
                                                     etc  etc etc

So just   some   comments  on two issues de jour 
One serious ,one not so much

  • Ransomware Hackers demand $70 million in bitcoin
  • Russia-Linked Group Hacks 200 Businesses
  • Hacking gang says it has locked a million devices
  • Russia hacking claims pose challenge for Biden
  • Russians Tried To Hack Republican National Committee
Ed:  What on earth for?    Cyclops: beats me


Anyway the talking heads love this stuff.
They paint a picture of  the Mighty Bear 
Toying with American Eagle 
A continuation of the cold war by digital hacking 
Us against Them     etc etc


Well obviously if Putin wanted to 
He could close down these hackers in minutes
Off to the Gulag

But instead he plays nonchalant  while preening on the discomfort of the mighty US


So why?  
There may be more wisdom gleaned by thinking of a school yard nerd in St Petersburg
Rather than a mighty  Russian Monarch
Russia is a third rate power economically
Totally dependent on exporting natural resources
A fraction of its Imperial size and might either under the Soviets or the Czars

Its attempts at projecting either hard or soft power an embarrasing failure.
In Syria, Iraq or Lebanon less influential than Iran
Irrelevant in its old ally Egypt
Bullying Georgia and Ukraine but then what
Haemoraging wealth and influence in occupying Crimea
Its offers of vaccine diplomacy totally ignored and untrusted in Africa
A derisory Vac rate in Russia itself because the people do not trust the government's propaganda
Continually locking up opponents  in fear of any actual elections

Russia is a busted flush. Putin a bully .
His forays into foreign adventures --however under resourced--and preening on the international stage are a cover for his weakness at home.
Pensions cut ,food subsidies needed but cut,
The vast Moscow hinterland totally impoverished.


Perhaps a few jolly hacks and tweaking the Americans will make him popular

Perhaps

But on to the SERIOUS STUFF

England play Denmark today hoping to capitalise on its soft draw and a series of home games at Wembley. Just like 1966.Declan rice playing really well so maybe West Ham will win this one too.
We shall see. Denmark do not have a Rattin to be sent off.

But while watching various games Cyclops thoughts have  been drawn back to the disasters at Tottenham under Dan [the man]Levy.

Levy is probably a great accountant [business man not so much] but does not understand football or footballers.

   The best team at this tournament is comprised of Players that Levy sold for less than they were worth within months at their new teams. 
Plus two current Spurs players.

                                                        Think not?

Goalkeeper:          LLoris of  France

Defence:
  •    Kyle Walker &  Kieran Trippier--       England   
  •    Toby Alderweild & Jan Vertongen     Belgium
  •    Joe Rodon  &  Ben Davies-               Wales    
  •   Sergio Reguilón                               Spain                           

  Mid Field:         

  • Gareth Bale                                 Wales                       
  • Luka Modric                                Croatia         
  • Christian Eriksen                    Denmark               
  • Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg                Denmark                
  • Nacer Chadli                               Belgium                   
  • Mousa Sissoko                           France                    
  • Tanguy Ndombele                      France                      
  • Steven Bergwijn                          Holland            

  Attack:   

                Harry Kane                        England 


That is   17 at the tournament 

Add in a few current Tottenham players not there.

Son Heung-Min                  Korea
Deli Alli & Eric Dyer         England [Mourinho victims]
Joe Hart back up goal keeper with 75 England caps
Matth  Doherty                   Ireland      [Mourinho victim]                                                  Lucas Moura                      Brazil                                                                              
Giovanni Lo Celso             Argentina

Last two will be playing against each other in Copa America final on Sunday

Tell Cyclops that this 24 squad is not as good as any squad at the tournament😡!!!

Pity Levy did not buy De Bruyner when he had the chance

Sadly no room for Aurier or Sanchez 😈  
Opposition would have to create their own chances👺


                                                                                         

        

     
  
                













Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Cheney Redux

 


"IFC Alumn  Dissed, Dumped, Defenestrated by Dastardly, Disingenuous Donald  Deifying Publicans"
                                                                                                          1818  World News
Democrat Demons Dance at Diminished Dimwits Debacle & Disarray.👊😎

Ed: enough with the D s already👿

 But wiser heads say "Beware Unexpected/Unintended/Unwanted/Uncontrolled Consequences"😂
They always say that👴

Ed: Now  U s 👿?

Disaffected "moderate" Publicans "plan" breakaway.
Pundits talk of emerging 3rd Party.
They always say that too 👴


footnotes:             
  •               Its been over a month since last post.
  •                Been distracted by continuing Spurs implosion.Weary
  •                Kane ,Son ,Alli and Bale will all leave cos Spurs fail to get into any Europe competition.
  •               Much less the Super League.
  •               Aurier & Sanchez will stay--no one else will pay their salariesSob
  •               Levy still does not get IT
  •                Its NOT solvency.
  •                Its NOT shiny new stadium.
  •               NOR  sponsorships
  •               Its the GLORY mate, the GLORY ---CYCLOPS [ and                                           Danny Blanchflower] 1964.

 Labour Party in worse shape than Spurs--worse players, no strategy and no bench.
 Johnson WILL self destruct but Labour too weak to benefit--No Joe in the WingsDisappointed

At least the grand kids give pleasure--smartest, prettiest, kindest, happiest etc, etc.

                 

Monday, April 5, 2021

Mourinho Blows

 

                       WHO WILL RID ME OFTHIS QUERELOUS COACH?

              

                      Mourinho blows yet another sure win

                                         Blames the players                                  'Same coach, different players'
           Newcastle score 2 goals while Sanchez was scratching his head           wondering where to stand. 
Same Newcastle that has scored 3 goals in last 6 games since mid  February ,a total of  11 in 15  games since Jan 1.
And still has only recognised striker injured .                                      

The only team to score fewer goals in 2021is Sheffield United😁
    
Mourinho is genius who all season kept playing Aurier and Sanchez-  sometimes together  😎
 While keeping Toby Alderweireld  and Eric Dier  on bench
The first an ever present centre back for Belgium[ranked #1]                             While Dier was a must pick in Southgate's England team until the                       "Special One" screwed up his confidence

                  Aurier worth one+  goal a game -against anybody😡
                  Sanchez nods off  for 25 minutes a game and has still                                          not learned where to stand in the penalty box💀

   Why on earth should Harry Kane,Son,Bale ,Rodon et al STAY -while Mourinho blows line ups, tactics ,tournaments and golden opportunities?

  The quality of  Spurs players roster would fetch £1.5 Billion  .
Would Daniel  Levy like to sell them all ,pay off the stadium debt ?
Then  keep Mourinho to try to get promoted back from the Championship?
Or sack Mourinho and go for GLORY? 

£7 million  compensation would be a bargain👀

Spurs need new chairman ,new manager, new attitude😀

Bring back Tim Sherwood  with the Blessed 'Arry to handle the transfers😋






Wednesday, March 31, 2021

CYCLOPS RETURNS : FOR IVANKA

 


                                                      Its been SIX WEEKS 😖👎

                                                           Many apologies😢

                            HRHKC has been overwhelmed by 

                                "Events dear Boy-Events"     😆

  1.  Finally Sold the Palace at Grandes Chutes de Nombreuses Eglise
  2. Moved to flat at secret location in Northern Virginia
  3. Following interminable negotiations with nutso buyers--
  4. AFTER price and dates agreed😦
  5. King, Queen and loyal retainers have received both Pfizer shots
  6. Been rivetted by success of Biden's first 60 days
  7. Really smart ,knowledgeable and honest team around him
  8. Very tactically astute in a situation of very tight political arithmetic                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Most importantly 

  1. Cyclops was the indispensible link in birth of 5th grandchild
  2. Six weeks ago
  3. A boy
  4. Declan Kennedy Ney,
  5. Extraordinarily precocious and brilliant
  6. Just like the other 4
  7. Tottenham finally won two games in a row
  8. Mourinho for the chop anyway
  9. SOOOONAngry face with horns


    Trigger for getting out this new blog is news from Royal Sources

    " DOJ has intensified its investigation of Ivanka's Tax Returns"
    Dad is understood to be "person of interest"
    • The particulars are a subset from  extensive investigation of Trump Inc 
    • Tax evasion, credit fraud and money laundering shenanigans.
    • Evidence is being corroborated with TRUMP INC. long time [40+years] controller/bookkeeper                                    
    • Allen Weisselberg.
    • It seems  he is not willing to "do time' for Drumpf after all

    My lawyers tell me that unlike for most crimes:

    "Ignorance of the law actually is a defence for tax crimes. 

    Because the tax code is so complex" 

    The Donald's case not helped by infamous 2016 campaign quote:

     “I know our complex tax laws better than anyone who has ever run for president and am the only one who can fix them,” 

     https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/donald-trump-claims-he-ll-fix-tax-system-so-what-n658341

      CYCLOPS tax maeven judge Ivanka at serious risk of Jail Time

    Even before formal investigation of  her role in Trump Towers Baku secretly built by Iranian Revolutionary Guard  General Soleimani 

                                                                                                                                                                                       
    It is said that the betting at FBI HQ is that Ivanka will be the first family member to be indicted 

                                                          Watch this space