Tuesday, November 8, 2016

VIVA VOTANTES HISPANOS APAGAR !



Some readers in an attempt to put the KING on the spot have asked for a prediction on the Hispanic vote/turnout.
 
Others want to see my model !  Trump is the one for models !
 
 
  But in the spirit of transparency, comradeship and BS.
 
                                                    I post this
 
                       

                                               VIVA VOTANTES HISPANOS APAGAR !

Where:
H =Hispanic Vote
Δ delta=change
Σ sigma=sum of
MC =Clinton Margin of Victory
THEN:
 MC{Florida,Arizona,Nevada,Colorado} ≤ Δ(2016/12)H


 This predicts:
        President Hillary and a Democratic Senate.


Sunday, November 6, 2016

CYCLOPS PROMISED TO PREDICT ELECTION



      KING CYCLOPS HONOURS PROMISE TO PREDICT ELECTION RESULTS

THE KING, like many others, is both exasperated and confused by the election.
 He no more understands the American electorate than they do themselves.
 Nevertheless, he has been asked to pontificate, prognosticate, predicate and anticipate. 
Alas,no one has asked the King to fornicate – but that’s another story.
  
                                              As H.L Mencken observed in September 1926:

“No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.”

Trumpf has certainly proved this in business and now in Presidential politics—at least for about 42% of the population. 

But the King confesses that in the heart of every apparent cynic, there is a small chamber containing hope. He ain't won yet!

Before I go out on the limb so many of my subjects desire to remove, a quick update on the latest , rumours, revelations,ruminations and rubbish.

  • Today Comey at the FBI announced an urgent FBI investigation into Hillary's bad hand writing.
  • National Enquirer reveals that Hillary is Pregnant --with twins.
  • In UK ,Trumpf is burned in effigy on Guy Fawkes night , November 5th.
  • Early Voting In Florida Shows Trump Winning Election by Landslide.
  • Late polling in Florida shows  Clinton Winning Election by Landslide.
  • King Cyclops posts these blogs even though he has more valuable ways to spend his time.
  • Trumpf campaign claims an assassination attempt on candidate at Nevada rally.
  • Trumpf insists that he has fully paid his personal taxes to his government-- he has a receipt from Mr. Putin to prove it.
  • Mellania Trumpf announces that as first lady the cause she will champion will be to end cyber bullying.
  • Documents prove Mellania Trumpf worked on the modeling job below while on a tourist visa in 1996


               
                                                               ILLEGAL ALIEN
The King publishes this not for salacious purposes but for the record and in the cause of erudition. 

  • For work purposes she was an illegal alien-- certainly not an extraterrestrial.
  • Hillary’s spouse modeled men’s briefs while Rhodes Scholar at Oxford.
  • King Cyclops has lost 25 pounds in preparation for Princess Rachel’s wedding next year.
  • Donald Trumpf had an affair with Playboy pinup while married in 1997,1998, 1999, 2000… 2006,2007,2008,2009 -- oh who cares?
  • Trump campaign claims a cache of secret emails on Hillary’s server showed she was backed by the Baronne de Rothschild, Mossad,Goldman Sachs, the illuminati and the Muslim brotherhood.
  • He could only get the KGB, WikiLeaks and Benjamin Netanyahu.
  • Saudi prince Mohammed bin Salman supports Trumpf  but can’t figure out whether a high or low oil price will help.King Cyclops advises not to worry;he has proved he can’t control things anyway..
  • Trumpf financed his own campaign . 


                                       Of these 20 snippets TWO are true ;  You work it out !


                               The Trumpf/Putin Bromance continues

                               
                               
WikiLeaks has revealed that the head of his transition team,Chris Christie[remember him?], has prepared a secret list of cabinet ministers expected to serve in  a Trumpf administration:

  •  Secretary of State will be Vladimir Putin, who has told Trumpf his ambition is to serve at the top of a real SUPERPOWER
  • Apprentice alumna Omarosa Manigault—head of Trumpf black outreach-- to head Housing and Human Services.Its a reward for a job well done.
  • Chris Christie himself to be Attorney General-- if available.
  •  Ben Carson is the surprising choice for Secretary of Defense.
  • Donald Trumpf Jnr. is mooted for Secretary of the Treasury—“I learned in Manhattan, always have a family member on the till”.
  • Roger Ailes will be appointed to be Secretary of the new Ministry of Truth, and he is expected to bring in Bill O’Reilly , Sean Hannity et al. from Fox news.
  • The CIA is to be headed by Felix Dzerzhinsky III rd
  • WikiLeaks founder Paul Assange  will be tapped to take over the FBI as he is seen as a more efficient leaker than the current incumbent.
  • Rudy Guiliani is to become a senior for torture,profiling, neighbourhood policing and 9/11.
  • Sarah Palin is expected to be sent as the chief representative to the UN as she has assured her new boss at the State Department that she can see Russia from her house.
  • Secretary  of Welfare will be John Beelzebub
  • And  A.N.T. Christ  is expected to be Trumpf’s Chief of Staff.
  • There is no mention of Ted Cruz or his wife.
  • John Kasich is expected to be chief of the dis loya lopposition
  • Paul Ryan is to be offered the Ambassadorship in Ulan Battor.

                      YOU REALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS UP

FBI Director James Comey told lawmakers Sunday the agency hasn't changed its opinion that Hillary Clinton should not face criminal charges after a review of new emails.

   See for yourself




                                              



 The King was just finishing up this blog at about 6:30 CIA local time. I was to finish with my predictions for the election. Then this news came over the wire, as they say in the movies.The entire election has been thrown off the rails by this non-issue.

The self-righteous, self-serving, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, un-self-aware head of the FBI is now in the process in trying to cover his butt over the extraordinary unprecedented disruption he caused. He completely changed the momentum of the election over the last critical 10 days while the early voting was taking place. This is unforgivable for the head of law enforcement in a democracy.

                                           

                                  Can Comey Survive?  You must be kidding.

PREDICTIONS?

In any event the King was about to complete this posting with a more serious review of election predictions. But this news has now to be absorbed .

No, the King is not ducking. Hillary Will Win the issue is by how much. This last event cannot make up for the damage done to her trajectory but it can't hurt. Needless to say the results down ballot will not be as good as they would  have been without the idiotic self absorbed intervention of James Comey.


My last comment before releasing this post is that the King devoutly hopes that the Democrats win Florida, Nevada, Arizona and Colorado because of increased Hispanic turnout. I look forward to the irony that the margin of victory in each state will be equal to or less than the increase in the Hispanic percentage turnout.

                               MR.TRUMP AS YOU SOW MAY YOU REAP




Saturday, November 5, 2016

brexit,the law and a snap election



                  Events are slowly unfolding in the direction King Cyclops prefers and predicted.

Two items of news in the last 48 hours may serve to prepare the ground for the so-called soft
Brexit. Maybe one so soft that it it will produce an outcome that would readily be accepted by the British and by many of their European neighbors.

To wit :


  •    Britain remains in  the single market
  •    The European Union concedes,in all but name,an end to           unlimited,unregulated  movement     
  •  The reclaiming of British Parliament's primacy over British  laws,and 
  • the same sovereignty returning to each European  country which so desires


THE FIRST ITEM    German Council of Economic Experts

Two days ago the German Council of Economic Experts presented a report calling on


  their government to prevent Brexit from going ahead.The group,known as the WISE MEN stated:


  • “An exit of the United Kingdom from the EU would not only mean an economic loss, but above all a bigger political loss,"
  • “Given the consequences, political actors should not assume too soon that Brexit is a done deal,”
  •  “The best outcome of the upcoming negotiations would therefore be if a Brexit could be averted.”
  • “The German Council of Economic Experts calls for constructive negotiations to prevent an exit",

In this report they recommended Merkel take a soft and generous position towards the British ;to seek compromise over the contentious issue of intra-EU migration and seek to create a consensus in Europe encouraging the British change their mind and stay in the EU.Or at least seek a soft landing in the interests of Europe as a whole.

Those of us immersed in the British political and social culture will wonder: Who cares what a group of German experts think? The Germans. And therefore Angela Merkel.

In  British culture the"gifted amateur" and the casual,languid player are highly lauded. It is not surprising that politicians, the tabloids and journalist generally should feel this way.This after all broadly describes their class and gives them license to pontificate, criticize and,indeed,rule.
                                                    
                                                         Permanent Secretary for Permanence

This system has been taken to its logical conclusion in government.Most senior civil servants have general first degrees from Oxbridge and went to the right schools. Cabinet ministers rarely serve in a department for more than two years and even more rarely have any real expertise in the subject matter over which they preside.

This is not to say that they are stupid, malign or lazy.Although they may well be.
                                                            
Just that they are ill-prepared and typically not the best qualified to do a good job.This system is of course Democratic in the sense that to become a minister you have to be  first elected to Parliament by the people; apparently very Democratic.In fact a recipe for capture and control by the permanent [gifted amateur] civil service.As well as individual MPs being in thrall to the Prime Minister who chooses you for the job.


In Germany qualifications, and relevant experience are more highly prized. This is true from the extensive apprenticeship system in the crafts all the way through to the social premium extended to continued higher education. It is unusual for a senior civil servant or business leader not to have a second-degree and a surprisingly large number have doctorates relevant to their professional area.


No that does not mean King Cyclops wishes the British were more like the Germans.The King certainly notes that higher degrees have not created particular German competence in the subtleties, analysis and implementation of foreign policy. It's just to note that this respect for expertise and training seems to have paid off at least in terms of economic achievement.They may or may  not be as happy as or as much fun to be with as the British. They also usually beat us at football.

But I have digressed substantially. The point is that this group of experts will exert significant influence and give Merkel the political space to seek creative compromises with Theresa May. Barring bad health or cataclysmic events,these two daughters of the protestant clergy will shape the future of Europe for a generation.

                                                  ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!?

The King hopes they have the imagination,wisdom and vision;as well as the ability to seek sound advice.The early signs are not good. Monnet,Schumann or Adeneur they are not.Nor is there a Maynard Keynes in the upper reaches of Whitehall.

.
 THE SECOND ITEM                          THE HIGH COURT

This was of course much more widely noted
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/high-court-rules-that-may-needs-mps-approval-to-trigger-article-50-tnjgrfn9c
The landmark High Court judgment ruled:Theresa May does “not have power” to trigger Article 50.  Only Parliament can  begin the process of leaving the EU.

                                                               IT AFFIRMED

                                              [yeah its stilted English but worth reading]

"The powerful constitutional principle that the Crown [that's the government] has no power to alter the law of the land by use of its prerogative powers is the product of an especially strong constitutional tradition in the United Kingdom. It evolved through the long struggle to assert parliamentary sovereignty and constrain the Crown’s prerogative powers. It would be surprising indeed if, in the light of that tradition, parliament, as the sovereign body under our constitution, intended to leave [this] continued existence."

It means the people elect the parliament,parliament passes laws and places checks on the government.Imperfect as it may be, that's part of the essence of British Democracy and therefore freedom.No mention of plebiscites here.

Who would've thought King Cyclops would be paying tribute to three old establishmentarians dressed in wigs, cravats, kaftans and garters.They have stood three square as a bulwark against the tyranny of the [temporary] majority. Champions of the parliamentary,representative form of democracy.Guarding against the hysteria and jingoism of the demagogues and the mob.

                                                
Think I'm exaggerating? Read  the tabloids, listen to Nigel Farage, Liam Fox and the other zealots. You would think that the judges had abolished freedom and democracy. In fact they have protected our democracy against an overweening government acting without the license of Parliament.That Parliament which  contains our elected representatives – however pathetic individually and as a group.

The judges made clear that they were not ruling on the merits of the EU, Brexit, government policy, or anything other than the primacy of Parliament over the Executive in the making and rescinding of laws.The alternate  ruling would have given the executive power to steamroller our elected representatives and take us further along the road to the overweening concentration of power in the hands of a single party leader.

King Cyclops applauds their integrity and is grateful for their protection.

Mrs.May is not so enthusiastic.

                               
But then parliamentary scrutiny  of Mrs.May's strategy and objectives will prove very,very problematic--she does not have any;beyond pacifying her little Englanders. Brexit means Brexit. As in BS means BS.

                                              A  SNAP ELECTION ?


  I will not overly dwell further on this,it has been much covered in the media.It has caused panic amongst the LEAVE  leadership and press ;their greatest fear is that parliament will actually insist on due deliberation of the British negotiating position and objective and that the process will inevitably lead to another referendum.

 They do not believe in further referendum.Like Stalin in the Baltics and Eastern Europe:One man, one vote--one time.

  • "I worry that a betrayal may be near at hand."--Nigel Farage UKIP 
  • ‘Enemies of the people’ screams the front page of the Daily Mail
  • the 17 million people who backed Brexit have ‘every right today to fear they will be cheated’--the SUN newspaper 
  • It failed to mention 15.5 million voted the other way.--[one vote ,one time?]
  • The Daily Express -‘fight, fight, fight’ and compares the current situation to ‘a crisis as grave as anything since the dark days when Churchill vowed we would fight them on the beaches’
  • I think the Express is still angry over the loss of Injaaa,

The Express goes on to call for an early general election which it has
"no doubt the Conservatives would win a thumping majority which would guarantee the safe and unimpeded passage of Brexit".

 The Times agrees and reports  "senior Tories are urging the PM to go to the polls next year",
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/may-is-urged-to-call-snap-election-over-brexit-ruling-sm9whqpqx

The FT  recognises "the temptation forTherese May to call a snap election "but advises against .


Will Mrs.May heed these siren calls and the howling from her base?
By the time you read this it may already have happened.
My guess is that it's the last thing she wants.This court ruling has given her a chance to slow down,have second thoughts,work out a real strategy and get control of the process.

An election will create a massive majority with upwards of 85 new Tory MPs...
Brexiteers all.Either from conviction or opportunism.Her room to maneuver will be gone. The Brexit faction will control the parliamentary party. These  crazies for leaving the EU also hanker after the old Empire and British Glory.They will be reactionary on Europe and on everything else. Think of the" tea party" in the US. This should be Theresa May's nightmare.

     We shall see

In the meantime the fat lady has gone on vacation.King Cyclops predicts Britain will stay in the single market and may not even leave the EU.



Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Clinton "Son" wants Monica's Blue Dress

                                                 
                                         You all know you were waiting for this one.



                                   Today's contribution to the Presidential Election:
 
                 Clinton's Son Seeks Monica Lewinsky's Blue Dress
 
 
 
Williams says he is now prepared to engage in a paternity lawsuit against Bill Clinton and is attempting to raise $100,000 on GoFundMe for legal fees.




 
Paternity suit, crowd funding and then an "investigation " by the FBI that Mr.Comey felt honour bound to "let my people know".
 
What is the Donald going to do with this tomorrow !
 
 
BUT THERE IS MORE TO COME:
 
Tomorrow, it will be revealed that the Donald is a flawed reject from Adolf's the  Boys from Brazil Programme.


THURSDAY,the revelation that Bill Clinton ,who never knew his father,was sired by visiting
aliens from Alfa Centauri.Or was that a regional sales manager from Alfa Romeo?

FRIDAY, Hillary will be revealed as the clandestine leader of the Zombie apocalypse.

SATURDAY Trumpf screams that jail is too good for the Clintons.He will propose a constitutional amendment allowing the President to assist in "Voluntary Euthanasia" .

SUNDAY, Comey at the FBI announces an urgent FBI investigation into Hillary's bad hand writing.

Finally on MONDAY, the EVEof the vote,Jerry  Falwell jnr. [son of Jerry Falwell  snr.] and  Jack Graham ,son of Richard Nixon's spiritual advisor,announce a "startling revelation" [presumably in the biblical,political  and ordinary meanings of the word]. That Jesus's  burial bed; ,http://nypost.com/2016/11/01/jesus-burial-slab-uncovered-for-the-first-time-in-centuries/ recently excavated at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher,has provided definitive evidence that the DONALD is the "SON OF THE SON". A direct descendant of the prophet from Galilee. 

    This announcement is greeted with Hosannas from Paul Ryan before he falls to his knees in awed silence. A spokesman says he will make no statement before a focus group is  convened. 

Trumpf  humbly acknowledges that he "always thought there was something special about me".

He pledges to build an AMAAZING  monument on the site of the current "crummy church",to create a YUUGE new Charitable Foundation and to seek his circumcision--a big one- in the Holy Land before he is sworn in as President.
 
On the same day Isis surrenders Dabiq [Armageddon] and a lion is rumoured to have lain with a lamb.
 
 
On election day Trumpf's evangelical base take these  revelation as proof of the Messiahs return  and of the "end time' .They  buy up supplies for the Rapture and do not bother to vote.
 
On Wednesday the Pope announces that only the True Church can announce the End of The World.He will convene a conclave to review the facts and hopes its conclusions will be available before the end of the recount in Florida.
 
At the end of the week Clinton is confirmed as the winner of the 2016 Presidential election.
 
The evangelicals take this as the final proof of the End of the World.
 
Trumpf blames the Jews

Monday, October 24, 2016

decoultage




 Those who knew the King in his robust and carefree/less youth will remember that he did not partake in locker room talk.In fact I cannot remember any one talking the way Herr Trumpf and offspring do.We obviously inhabited a different locker room eco system.
My father taught me to respect and cherish women.And not to push my luck by talking about it.Sound advice,along the lines of if you say nothing,some may think you dumb or crass.If you preen and boast you remove all doubt.This regal wisdom will be passed on to the princelings in due time.

  So,no talk of boobs and bums for the young Cyclops.I was an  eyes and conversation man.The eyes are truly windows into the soul and a woman's soul is so much more important than boobs and butts--got that Princes Desmond and Lachlan ? Its never too soon to learn. [At 36 and 13 months?--give the kids a break you old despot!]




Anyway in my Saturday post on "the Last Furlong" I was too shy to mention what some found the two most riveting features of the speeches at the dinner.On reading the Sunday op ed columns I was to discover that these had gone viral on the internet.

Kathleen Parker is a politically conservative columnist for The Washington Post.Sensible,pithy and  a very good read.

http://www.oregonlive.com/opinion/index.ssf/2016/10/you_can_dress_him_up_but_trump.html

Her column gives me licence and indeed obliges me to overcome my reticence and inform my readers, both domestic and foreign ,who may not have seen the speeches.

The speeches were shown live from a Manhattan ballroom with presumably limited space for cameras. There seemed to be a single camera feed picked up by all the networks and this seemed to have a limited scanning range, as most of the time the director seemed to just use some zooming in and out.
As you may notice in the two still photographs below; immediately behind the left shoulder of the guest speake at the podium sat a well-known and attractive broadcaster with the Fox business network – Maria Bartiromo. This was a white tie affair and Bartiromo had chosen to wear a red evening dress, heavy earrings and long white gloves.

  The dress had a very definite decoultage and when this year's BOOB of the century was speaking it was impossible for most people to tear their eyes away from the anatomical parts with the same spelling.The related Internet tweeting apparently caused both Facebook and Twitter to break down.




 

                                  I have attached  a couple of url  video links to the speeches   













 You should note that Ms. Bartiromo has lovely eyes





                                 










Saturday, October 22, 2016

US ELECTIONS : THE LAST FURLONG



Well we're now into the last Furlong of the US presidential race.

Presidential debates are over; Trump was unable control himself in any of them.
Public performances have continued to be narcissistic rants; and as more and more voters have focused his poll ratings have plummeted.

In the last debate in which Trumpf refused to accept the democratic principle of conceding the election if the other candidate wins ;and tripled down on his Bromance with Vlad,the impaler, Putin. This has sent the publican establishments into paroxysms of apoplexy.

   Trumpf of course in the next two days proceeded to dig the hole deeper. He even managed to offend the plutocratic attendees at the Al Smith Catholic charity dinner in New York. This is a traditionally lighthearted opportunity for the candidates to poke fun at themselves and each other,while pandering to a significant part of the Catholic establishment-- there are more Catholics that evangelicals in the USA.

 Trumpf managed to get himself booed, unheard of at such an event, and even visibly shocked  Cardinal Dolan with a boorish "joke"claiming that Hillary was pretending not to be anti-Catholic just for that night.

The event was televised nationwide, albeit to a small audience, and then of course clips shown on every news and comment show in the country.

Hillary of course did the professional sane jokey speech. Although as the clip below shows some jokes did not give great pleasure to Rudy Giuliani.







Donald the imploder,has sent Republicans into renewed panic,terrified of the impact on the "down ballot" races.

The polls are showing Hillary Clinton with a double-digit lead nationally.Polls in the battle ground  states are  firmly predicting a Clinton victory. The only outlier seems to be Ohio. King Cyclops believes that, perversely, this is partly due to good standing of the Publican governor John Kasich. Ironically the most consistent and implacable of Trumpf's foes in the Publican party.


National Polls : Hillary    + 11%
Florida                              +  5%
Ohio                                  -  3% before the 3rd debate;now 45/45.
Maine                               +  6%
North Carolina                 +  4%
Nevada                             +  7%
Arizona                             +5%
Virginia                            +12%
With the 36% margin in King Cyclops backyard.
It seems almost everyone living within 5 miles of CIA headquarters is voting for Clinton!
Iowa                                 +/-
 
Even  Georgia is within the margin of error with a trump lead of only 2%

The democrats need 4 turnovers to retake the Senate

Currently Republican
                                                                                                            += Dem; -=Rep

  • Florida--                                  Rubio    [r]  vs   Murphy      [d]                  -  2%
  • New Hampshire                      Ayotte    [r]  vs   Hassan       [d]                 +  8%
  • North Carolina                        Burr       [r]  vs   Ross           [d]                 +  2% 
  • Wisconsin                               Johnson  [r]  vs   Feingold    [d]                 +  5%
  •  Missouri                                 Blunt     [r]  vs    Kander      [d]                 +  2%
  • Pennsylvania                          Toomey  [r]  vs   McGinty    [d]                 -   2%
  • Indiana                                   Young     [r]  vs    Bayh         [d]                 +  4%
  • Ohio                                       Portman  [r]  vs    Strickland [d]                 -   3%


Can it get worse?

In a previous blog I predicted that Kelly Anne Conway, Trump's third campaign director, would resign sometime after the first debate .Not yet. But his national political director Jim Murphy has "stepped back" from his duties for "personal reasons";and Roger Ailes, ex Fox News  Supremo and the candidates senior political adviser, is apparently no longer on speaking terms with Trumpf.


If you think Republicans are in panic mode now imagine how they will react when Trumpf, continuing to claim that everything is rigged and that the Republican establishment is against him and his supporters, declares that they should no longer go through with the "pretense" of this corrupt election and should boycott the polls.

   This is a very common position taken up by noble outsiders fighting to defend the people against the corrupt, undemocratic and unresponsive system in their country.

                                 Watch this space