You all know you were waiting for this one.
Today's contribution to the Presidential Election:
Clinton's Son Seeks Monica Lewinsky's Blue Dress
Williams says he is now prepared to engage in a paternity lawsuit against Bill Clinton and is attempting to raise $100,000 on GoFundMe for legal fees.
Paternity suit, crowd funding and then an "investigation " by the FBI that Mr.Comey felt honour bound to "let my people know".
What is the Donald going to do with this tomorrow !
BUT THERE IS MORE TO COME:
Tomorrow, it will be revealed that the Donald is a flawed reject from Adolf's the Boys from Brazil Programme.
THURSDAY,the revelation that Bill Clinton ,who never knew his father,was sired by visiting
aliens from Alfa Centauri.Or was that a regional sales manager from Alfa Romeo?
FRIDAY, Hillary will be revealed as the clandestine leader of the Zombie apocalypse.
SATURDAY Trumpf screams that jail is too good for the Clintons.He will propose a constitutional amendment allowing the President to assist in "Voluntary Euthanasia" .
SUNDAY, Comey at the FBI announces an urgent FBI investigation into Hillary's bad hand writing.
Finally on MONDAY, the EVEof the vote,Jerry Falwell jnr. [son of Jerry Falwell snr.] and Jack Graham ,son of Richard Nixon's spiritual advisor,announce a "startling revelation" [presumably in the biblical,political and ordinary meanings of the word]. That Jesus's burial bed; ,http://nypost.com/2016/11/01/jesus-burial-slab-uncovered-for-the-first-time-in-centuries/ recently excavated at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher,has provided definitive evidence that the DONALD is the "SON OF THE SON". A direct descendant of the prophet from Galilee.
THURSDAY,the revelation that Bill Clinton ,who never knew his father,was sired by visiting
aliens from Alfa Centauri.Or was that a regional sales manager from Alfa Romeo?
FRIDAY, Hillary will be revealed as the clandestine leader of the Zombie apocalypse.
SATURDAY Trumpf screams that jail is too good for the Clintons.He will propose a constitutional amendment allowing the President to assist in "Voluntary Euthanasia" .
SUNDAY, Comey at the FBI announces an urgent FBI investigation into Hillary's bad hand writing.
Finally on MONDAY, the EVEof the vote,Jerry Falwell jnr. [son of Jerry Falwell snr.] and Jack Graham ,son of Richard Nixon's spiritual advisor,announce a "startling revelation" [presumably in the biblical,political and ordinary meanings of the word]. That Jesus's burial bed; ,http://nypost.com/2016/11/01/jesus-burial-slab-uncovered-for-the-first-time-in-centuries/ recently excavated at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher,has provided definitive evidence that the DONALD is the "SON OF THE SON". A direct descendant of the prophet from Galilee.
This announcement is greeted with Hosannas from Paul Ryan before he falls to his knees in awed silence. A spokesman says he will make no statement before a focus group is convened.
Trumpf humbly acknowledges that he "always thought there was something special about me".
He pledges to build an AMAAZING monument on the site of the current "crummy church",to create a YUUGE new Charitable Foundation and to seek his circumcision--a big one- in the Holy Land before he is sworn in as President.
On the same day Isis surrenders Dabiq [Armageddon] and a lion is rumoured to have lain with a lamb.
On election day Trumpf's evangelical base take these revelation as proof of the Messiahs return and of the "end time' .They buy up supplies for the Rapture and do not bother to vote.
On Wednesday the Pope announces that only the True Church can announce the End of The World.He will convene a conclave to review the facts and hopes its conclusions will be available before the end of the recount in Florida.
At the end of the week Clinton is confirmed as the winner of the 2016 Presidential election.
The evangelicals take this as the final proof of the End of the World.
Trumpf blames the Jews
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