THE KING, like many others, is both exasperated and confused
by the election.
He no more understands the American electorate than they do
themselves.
Nevertheless, he has been asked to
pontificate, prognosticate, predicate and anticipate.
Alas,no one has asked the
King to fornicate – but that’s another story.
As H.L Mencken observed in September 1926:
“No one ever went broke underestimating the
intelligence of the American public. Nor has anyone ever lost public office
thereby.”
Trumpf has certainly proved this in business and now
in Presidential politics—at least for about 42% of the population.
But the King
confesses that in the heart of every apparent cynic, there is a small chamber
containing hope. He ain't won yet!
Before I go out on the limb so many of my subjects
desire to remove, a quick update on the latest , rumours, revelations,ruminations
and rubbish.
- Today Comey at the FBI announced an urgent FBI investigation into Hillary's bad hand writing.
- National Enquirer reveals that Hillary is Pregnant --with twins.
- In UK ,Trumpf is burned in effigy on Guy Fawkes night , November 5th.
- Early Voting In Florida Shows Trump Winning Election by Landslide.
- Late polling in Florida shows Clinton Winning Election by Landslide.
- King Cyclops posts these blogs even though he has more valuable ways to spend his time.
- Trumpf campaign claims an assassination attempt on candidate at Nevada rally.
- Trumpf insists that he has fully paid his personal taxes to his government-- he has a receipt from Mr. Putin to prove it.
- Mellania Trumpf announces that as first lady the cause she will champion will be to end cyber bullying.
- Documents prove Mellania Trumpf worked on the modeling job below while on a tourist visa in 1996
The King publishes this not for salacious purposes but for
the record and in the cause of erudition.
- For work purposes she was an illegal alien-- certainly not an extraterrestrial.
- Hillary’s spouse modeled men’s briefs while Rhodes Scholar at Oxford.
- King Cyclops has lost 25 pounds in preparation for Princess Rachel’s wedding next year.
- Donald Trumpf had an affair with Playboy pinup while married
in
1997,1998, 1999, 2000…2006,2007,2008,2009-- oh who cares? - Trump campaign claims a cache of secret emails on Hillary’s server showed she was backed by the Baronne de Rothschild, Mossad,Goldman Sachs, the illuminati and the Muslim brotherhood.
- He could only get the KGB, WikiLeaks and Benjamin Netanyahu.
- Saudi prince Mohammed bin Salman supports Trumpf but can’t figure out whether a high or low oil price will help.King Cyclops advises not to worry;he has proved he can’t control things anyway..
- Trumpf financed his own campaign .
The Trumpf/Putin Bromance continues
WikiLeaks has revealed that the head of his transition team,Chris
Christie[remember him?], has prepared a secret list of cabinet ministers
expected to serve in a Trumpf administration:
- Secretary of State will be Vladimir Putin, who has told Trumpf his ambition is to serve at the top of a real SUPERPOWER
- Apprentice alumna Omarosa Manigault—head of Trumpf black outreach-- to head Housing and Human Services.Its a reward for a job well done.
- Chris Christie himself to be Attorney General-- if available.
- Ben Carson is the surprising choice for Secretary of Defense.
- Donald Trumpf Jnr. is mooted for Secretary of the Treasury—“I learned in Manhattan, always have a family member on the till”.
- Roger Ailes will be appointed to be Secretary of the new Ministry of Truth, and he is expected to bring in Bill O’Reilly , Sean Hannity et al. from Fox news.
- The CIA is to be headed by Felix Dzerzhinsky III rd
- WikiLeaks founder Paul Assange will be tapped to take over the FBI as he is seen as a more efficient leaker than the current incumbent.
- Rudy Guiliani is to become a senior for torture,profiling, neighbourhood policing and 9/11.
- Sarah Palin is expected to be sent as the chief representative to the UN as she has assured her new boss at the State Department that she can see Russia from her house.
- Secretary of Welfare will be John Beelzebub
- And A.N.T. Christ is expected to be Trumpf’s Chief of Staff.
- There is no mention of Ted Cruz or his wife.
- John Kasich is expected to be chief of the dis loya lopposition
- Paul Ryan is to be offered the Ambassadorship in Ulan Battor.
YOU REALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
FBI Director James Comey told lawmakers Sunday the agency hasn't changed its opinion that Hillary Clinton should not face criminal charges after a review of new emails.
See for yourself
The self-righteous, self-serving, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, un-self-aware head of the FBI is now in the process in trying to cover his butt over the extraordinary unprecedented disruption he caused. He completely changed the momentum of the election over the last critical 10 days while the early voting was taking place. This is unforgivable for the head of law enforcement in a democracy.
Can Comey Survive? You must be kidding.
PREDICTIONS?
In any event the King was about to complete this posting with a more serious review of election predictions. But this news has now to be absorbed .
No, the King is not ducking. Hillary Will Win the issue is by how much. This last event cannot make up for the damage done to her trajectory but it can't hurt. Needless to say the results down ballot will not be as good as they would have been without the idiotic self absorbed intervention of James Comey.
My last comment before releasing this post is that the King devoutly hopes that the Democrats win Florida, Nevada, Arizona and Colorado because of increased Hispanic turnout. I look forward to the irony that the margin of victory in each state will be equal to or less than the increase in the Hispanic percentage turnout.
MR.TRUMP AS YOU SOW MAY YOU REAP
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