Aaaaaaaaargh with a Gallic Accent

   FRENCH PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION - April23rd  Runoff May 7th.

Six days before vote polls just 3% between the first 4 candidates.

Front two < 1%.As pollsters love to say “within the margin of error”.

    But 35% say "undecided".

At similar point in US Hillary had a 4% lead !!!    

 Those of you who do not follow these things in far off lands

—vous Anglais et Americaines  connaites who you are—

might assume the two leading  candidates are the equivalent leaders
 of the Tory and Labour Parties; or a Democrat and a Republican.

                   Mais non mes Braves!

 10April2017

                                

 20April2017

Macron:23.1 %    Le Pen:22.4 %     Fillon: 19.3
Melenchon:19.1%    Hamon: 7.9%

The current President of France, Francois Hollande [no not Netherlandes]  is a “Socialist”–Partie Socialiste.                                    

             

                   Hollande                  During career had three known consorts
The last Julie Gayet is a TV actress and model 23 years his junior.

Dans le Cathedral de son Coeur she had displaced Valerie Trierweiler 53 a journalist and author-with a tell all book on life in the Elycee Palace.A tome partially credited with his political evisceration.       

 






BeforeTrierweiler, Hollande had lived with  Ségolène Royal,63, for 30 years and 4 children.Royale is a significant politician,A Cabinet Minister  and candidate for President in the Partie Socialiste primaries.Formidable.
                                                  
                                             

                         Tres Chic,Tres Intelligent,Tres Formidable

Each partner very attractive, very intelligent,very Chic &10 years younger than the last.                                                                        

The King wonders what they each saw in this bland apparatchik.                                                                  

Power really must be "the greatest aphrodisiac"  Henry Kissinger          

Cyclops has the title but alas no power !!    

The Socialiste party's chosen successor is:  Benoit Hamon . 

He is running fifth in the polls on just under 8% !!! 

Think Jeremy Corbyn without:

                                       the charisma                                  

       wit                 

       intelligence or

       political nouse

 I know, I know.

The  President before Hollande was world class narcissist Nicholas Sarkozy.This time he was roundly rejected in his party's primary.

Sarkozy's spouse is super model Carla Bruni.Think a singing         Melania .                                                                                                 

Melania  

Carla

    

In fact Sarkozy politics & personality much like Trumpf--                                       only 7 inches shorter.     

                                                                   

  

Francois Fillon,63,is the Gauliste candidate for the Partie Republicaine on 19.3 %

 Fillon is

• A member of Opus Dei, 
• A very socially conservative Catholic(his description)
• Anti abortion
• Anti divorce
• Anti Muslim, 
• Anti immigration 
• Anti social permissiveness
• Anti anti

No sexual scandal or gossip;married to Penelope(une Anglaise)for nearly forty years.

But no sooner selected by his party than he became embroiled in a finance scandal accused of embessslement involving

•       Fake jobs 
•       Nepotism on the public payroll
•       Receiving gifts while in office  
•       No show jobs for wife and kids

                                He is a lawyer.

If not elected President he will likely be charged with fraud-French Presidents are immune from prosecution while in office.

By Trumpf standards he is a very petty criminal but alas,for him, he is an aloof (even by French standards) ponce with no  populist appeal even to racists.

              He is running in joint 3^rd/4^th place on 19% with

 Jean-Luc Melenchon  19.1 % Partie Unsubmissive France
            (at last a good Gallic double barreled first name).

Who on earth is the Melon Man?  The King does not know but he is apparently an ex member of the Parti Socialiste who left (geddit?)to form a more radical “Trotskyist” party

                       
  He is a Senator,MEP et un Pied Noire

 Unlike Corbyn,the King is told that he does have charisma,  intelligence and a sense of humour.

He eschews the petit bourgeoise campaigning with partner or children and keeps his private life privee.

As to Policies? 

• Against the EU, Capitalist/Stalinist club  and 
• The Euro. 
• He is in favour of a looser/more generous immigration policy
•  Does not like Germans—at least not their politicians. 
• Supports the disbanding of NATO   
• Proposes a 100% income tax on income above $400k, 
• An increased wealth tax a
• Radical inheritance levies.
• Against Bondage
• Aristos et Banquers aux Guillotine     

                                                     AVANTI

There is no communist candidate in the race;in a desperate attempt for relevance this once proud and influential party is backing Melenchon—no where else to go.

He did very well in the televised debates and has come up the rankings very fast. Naah he ain't gonna be the pres.

Marine Le Pen 48  22.3%

      She is a racist.We really do not need to know much more. 

• This kind of right wing nativism is part of a long,sad strain of French society.
• Even Napoleon could not face it down.

She is very vocal in her

•  Islamaphobia. 
• Opposition to homosexual marriage 
• African Bigotry  
•  Scape Goating
•  A dog whistler on the holocaust and 
• Apologist for  French collaboration. 

Her father does not bother with the dog whistles.Just a straight forward anti semite and holocaust denier.For electoral purposes they pretend to be estranged. 
                          

She is divorced with three children--so sorry ladies no decoulte pictures of her husband or partner.

    She is against pretty much anything internationally collaborative.

• She makes Trumpf look reasonable—just kidding.
•  She is much smarter and knowledgeable than Trumpf and 
• She is an anti EU MEP
• Anti immigrant
• Anti free movement of labour 
• A friend of britain's nigel farage and
• Vladamir Putin has helped fund her campaign

• She is much bigger threat to European stability and liberalism than Brexit 
• Would be a real menace if elected

Until recently and for some time she led in the polls.She is still effectively in a tie at 22+% and predicted to make the second round again.

The Pundocracy took comfort in the “wisdom” that she would lose badly in the second round to Fillon or other GaulistRepublicaine.
  

They are now far less sanguine and many sane Francaise are hoping (the sensible ones hope not pray,admirably anti clerical) she does not make the second round. Just in case.

The TV debates apparently took some air out of her balloon—but we thought that about Trumpf too.

Emmanuel Macron,39 23%

Currently in very narrow lead is Emmanuel Macron, Francois Hollande’s former economy minister.
He is the lad in the race at 39.The millenial generation.

Essentially level with Marine Le Pen the racist who led in all the polls until the televised debates. 

Macron is an investment banker. Like most of his ilk he is 

Charming 
Articulate
Intelligent
Biddable
Ingratiating
Flexible
A mile wide and an inch deep

He presents himself as a centrist,most things to most men/femmes--

"which policies would you like mes amis?" 

1. The opposite in depth to Melenchon, 
2. Much more user friendly than Fillon, 
3. Not a racist like Le Pen. 
4. He is probably sensibly liberal in social, economic and military terms.
5. He is Blair Lite--I know you thought it did not get any lighter! 

On the personal side he has attracted a great deal of controversy and “soft” prejudice.He has been “accused “ of  being

• A  homo sexual
• A swinger   
• A pawn of Jewish money
• If not actually a closet Jew. 
• He worked for Banques Rothschilde
• Closet Banquiere Juiffe  (Yid Banker to you Ken)

                The King has no idea how many closets he has. 

                             

There is much behind the hand chatter because he married his schoolteacher 24 years his senior.Now that may be taking a juvenile fantasy a little far but nobody would give a hoot if he was she and she a he.
Gayet is 20 years younger than Hollande
Trumpf 23 years Malania's senior
Putin's  partner gymnast Alina Kabaeva is 30 years younger.
Although now with their third child it is rumoured Putin is seeing Alisa Kharcheva,40 years younger.

           Alina Kabaeva is an olympic gymnast
                                                                     AlisaKharcheva is not

Sarkozy is only13 years older than Bruni and12 years older than Rachida Dati his glamorous Minister of Justice

Some in Cyclops court have said "wanting to bang your French teacher is a natural and worthy ambition for any juvenile--male or female-but marrying?"
          Sexist,ageist,matrimonialist bastards --off with their heads!!!

Snarky as the King may sound,his majesty feels Macron  may be the least damaging and divisive of the candidates.

                                 

           If President he may struggle to find his anchors.

         

But compared to what—Le Pen ?

 If ,as still widely predicted,Le Pen wins in the first round then who will be runner up--not Fillon or Hamon the candidates of the two "mainstream" parties?

Macron-- maybe.

Given the events of the last year--Brexit, Trumpf, Turkish Coup and Rigged Referendum--do you want to bet against a run off between a racist Le Pen and Trotskyist Melenchon ?

If she wins + Brexit+ Trumpf+Erdogan+ Middle East Chaos+Putin –sell now! 

Will we really look to Germany and China as pillars of stability? 

The Good Burghers of Germany as the last bastion of Liberty?

             Francaises mes Amores en Nous Pitie.

                  

   ps. dont write off crooked Fillon yet.