I PROMISED a BREXIT POST
Please take pity on a poor amateur satirist
trying to do his best.
I started to write on Sunday morning
but Spurs lost unjustly to Liverpool and my inspiration vanished.
Cyclops slept till 10 am this morning
and awoke ready to do my duty.
No sooner did I begin than the London Evening Standard regaled me with
the headline
PROTESTERS STRIP OFF FOR 'CHEEKY
INTERVENTION' IN HOUSE OF COMMONS
I know its APRIL 1st but all of this is true. Cyclops cannot compete with the British Parliament
Given this reality CYCLOPS
is, like so many members of parliament, reduced to the British SATIRICAL GOLD STANDARD OF PUERILE PUNS
Very difficult in the face of these visuals but Cyclops
will try to get up for it...
- 'cheeky intervention' in House of Commons
- Looks like the Tory cabinet getting ready for night on the town! a la the Bullington Club
- Just needs Cameron’s pigs head—[or Cameron’s head on a platter]
- If they had waited a few hours for the actual votes they would have got "Maximum Exposure"!
- Parliament just got a little more nuts
- This summarizes the various “Brexit Positions” –geddit
-
Withdrawal now--
please?
- Or insert a second referendum
- Britishness restored
- Is that a young blond Bonking Boris on the right of picture?
- “I can’t tell with his back to me” --female intern
- “But definitely a young Corbyn on the left”—Dianne Abbott
- Definitely no Thersa May look a like
- At last Parliament gives us the NAKED TRUTH
- Truly STREAKING truth to power
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