posted by email on 1st April I PROMISED a BREXIT POST
Please take pity on a poor amateur satirist trying to do his best.
I started to write on Sunday morning but Spurs lost unjustly to Liverpool and my inspiration vanished.
Cyclops slept till 10 am this morning and awoke ready to do my duty.
No sooner did I begin than the London Evening Standard regaled me with the headline PROTESTERS STRIP OFF FOR 'CHEEKY INTERVENTION' IN HOUSE OF COMMONS
I know its APRIL 1st but all of this is true. Cyclops cannot compete with the British Parliament
To get the full visual effect of this you will have to go t the post
Even as I send this:
House of Commons is voting on whether to have a second referendum 
Arsenal are leading Newcastle 2-0 in the 82nd minute;
Will go above Spurs for first time this season
Oil price closed at $61.70c/barrel 
Plumber did not show up and 
Tea has gone cold
This is known in the CYCLOPS COURT as a mixed day
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