Monday, July 16, 2018

Trumpfskian Tweets or Quotes Before and During Putin Summit





PUTIN + POODLE

 
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Trumpfski Quotes and Tweets prior and during Putin summit:
  • "You know what? Putin’s fine. He’s fine. We’re all fine. We’re people. 
  • "Will I be prepared? Totally prepared. I’ve been preparing for this stuff my whole life."
  •  "Germany is totally controlled by Russia.” planned gas pipeline under Baltic Sea..sad” because Germany is “supposed to be guarding against Russia"
  • “I’m very consistent” “a very stable genius.”    
  • NATO “has not treated us fairly”“they pay far too little." 
  • “Estonia is a small country far away about which we know little.” 
  • “Received many calls from leaders of NATO countries thanking me for helping to bring them together and to get them focused on financial obligations, both present & future. 
  • We had a truly great Summit that was inaccurately covered by much of the media. NATO is now strong & rich!”

  • “Our relationship with Russia has NEVER been worse thanks to many years of U.S. foolishness and stupidity and now, the Rigged Witch Hunt!”
  • "I hold both countries responsible. I think that the United States has been foolish. I think we've all been foolish. ... And I think we're all to blame."
  •  "I addressed directly with President Putin the issue of Russian interference in our elections. I felt this was a message best delivered in person. Spent a great deal of time talking about it”
  • "Putin just said it's not Russia. I do not see any reason why it should be ... I have great confidence in my intelligence people but President Putin was extremely strong and confident in his denial today."
  •  "There was no collusion at all. Everybody knows it.”
  •  "We ran a brilliant campaign, and that's why I'm President."







                    

Friday, July 13, 2018

Tea with the Queen


Cyclops has been  watching the dreadfully discourteous demonstrators in London.
The Trumpfski Balloon Baby πŸ‘Ά demeans a humble and thoughtful leader of the free world.
Thankfully HE is above letting such insults influence his pursuit of justice,peace and freedom.Balloon is a DISGRACE. Huuuuge DISGRACE.

                                           trump-london-baby-live-988277.jpg                                                
 [Ad: Three foot Trumpfski Baby πŸŽˆπŸ‘Ά replica $80; twelve inch Wedgewood ceramic table      top collectible version $210 ,one inch key chain tool $12.
  Available at Cyclops.com.Bitcoin payments only.EU purchasers add 40% VAT.]

Cyclops has been informed that Theresa May played hardball to get Trumpfski to do full U turn on his INSULTS.
She went to the heart of  CRITICAL strategic US interests.
First Trumpfski  was not invited to sleep in Churchill’s four poster bed at Blenheim Palace.
Then she threatened to cancel tea with Queen.Final straw for MelaniaMan facepalming—only reason she agreed to come on trip.
Threat worked.Stuck out tongue closed eyes
Ed: sources claim that Trumpfski offered to pay the standard  hedge fund narcissist fee
Money mouth face for a night in Churchill bed.
Cyclops: Yes but the internet credit check came back negative πŸ‘Ž 

Trumpfski  had endorsed Boris Johnson for PM.This has led to Johnson leaving British politics in 😩 despair.

THIS JUST IN: 
Putin has invited Trumpfski to sleep in Czar Nicholas’s bed at Yekaterinburg.
Will be guarded by crack Bolshevic unit.
Golden shower Speak no evilcan be arranged.


Thursday, July 12, 2018

Ivanka's fashion line Exempted

This fits squarely into the category

 You could not Make this Up.                           

 US firms are scrambling to adjust to Donald Trump’s tariffs on Chinese-made goods. With one notable exception.
https://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/world-economy/how-ivanka-trumps-fashion-line-was-exempted-from-her-fathers-war-on-chinese-goods/news-story/fe2eb5ccd567062defe1e8dab68dc5a7

                              This is not lost on the Chinese media
"As trade war rages, the shoe biz goes on for Ivanka Trump and her Chinese suppliers"             While the United States and China are locked in a costly trade war, Ivanka Trump’s clothing and shoe business is not only exempted from the tariffs – it is in the pink.                        South China Morning Post
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy-defence/article/2154219/trade-war-rages-shoe-biz-goes-ivanka-trump-and-her
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy-defence/article/2154219/trade-war-rages-

Engerland lose.



I post a sampling of responses to England's defeat and Cyclops predictions.
There were more in similar vein and some that the Palace censor[of taste not opinion]would not allow

Cyclops prediction:
  The Tottenham six will lead the way to Moscow finalHeavy check mark

  Some heartfelt commiserations from Cyclops readers : 

Sorry, Croatia beat England πŸ˜   --Nigeria

Sorry about England…brave performance but life isn’t always fair…2022 -- Portugal

Load of bollix..like your projections--Ireland

The one-eyed King's days as a Football pundit are over. Perfidious Albion has been properly dispatched to attend Trumpf's reception and enjoy their clotted cream and scones with Nigel, Bojo and the like! Allons enfants!!!! -- FRANCE

Irv, I am so sorry that Juventus player should keep interfering with English (very legitimate) aspirations: first Higuain and Dybala against a deserving Tottenham, and now Mandzukic!!! I assure you it’s nothing personal…Anyway, great World Cup for the Three Lions….

Sorry Irv
The Tottenham lads have no experience in winning trophies.

Hope they can get you the bronze.--Ghana

 A deserved victory by Croatia. They were solid in the second half, demonstrating their many positives.
Inevitably France will be favourites for Sunday’s final.--Irish Francofile

Now Cyclops may comment without the need to remain supportive of the England/Tottenham [six players on Wednesday]team .

My Ghanaian friend has with, his usual perspicacity in these matters,nailed it.
For some reason Pochetino teams always fall at the the last hurdle.
The "they are still very young" meme h is now "old"

  • England played above themselves in this tournament.
  • They were flattered to have made the semi final.
  • They beat only one team team in the FIFA  top 20 --Colombia no.16.
  • And that took penalties after extra time.
  • They lost to Croatia #18[silly,that says something about these rankings].
  • The game showed up the flaw:
  •  In playing without a quality midfield play maker.
  • As hard and bravely as Henderson played,is anybody expecting an Italian/Spanish/French/Other  club to show up with a checkbook.
  • Not even Arsenal are that confused.
  • Croatia had two-- in addition  to Modric.
  • And with a make shift centre back who plays right back for his club.
  • Walker is a good and fast fullback but there is a reason Pochetino  had him sold to ManCity to be replaced by Trippier.
  • He statutarily makes one sleepy error per game.
  • He is not an international quality central defender.

  • In five games England scored six against Panama #55 below Burkina Faso πŸ˜†
  • Only another 6 in six games through this semi final.
  • All from set pieces.
  • Three of these by Harry Kane.
  • More dependant on Kane than even Tottenham.
So be it mes amis 

France to beat Croatia .
They have genuine quality in every position .
The Tournaments best goalkeeper.
The last current Spur standing

Tottenham and France Captain Lloris will triumph.







Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Trumpfski,Nato,Brexit,Putin --A Diplomatic Triumph Awaits




 Following the Cabinet Brexit chaos in the UK, reliable sources have informed the Cyclop's Palace that the American President is planning to confront Theresa May over her unprecedented cruelty towards her opponents.
"Despite his extraordinary success as a dignified and brilliant diplomat,May has dumped Boris Johnson and viciously removed his access to a car and driver"-Trumpfski tweeted.
The President joined ambasador Nigel Farage in praising Johnson's leadership and good judgment.

Sources indicate that Trumpfski expects to display his commitment to Bonking Boris by their  playing a round of golf  at the Trump Turnberry Golf Course in Scotland.It was emphasised that it was thought safest for this display of solidarity to be in a neutral country and on US territory.

It is speculated that at his Windsor tea with Queen Elizabeth,Trumpfski may call for the Queen to behead Teresa May and to declare Brexit.While he is unclear on the precise constitutional arrangement in the UK,he is known to have praised Elizabeth as "very strong,very wise".

The turmoil resulting from the collapse of the UK Brexit cabinet and the expected implosion of NATO just before his UK visit leaves Trumpfski's team with a dilemma as to how to fill time between  golf in Scotland,the World Cup Final in Moscow and the Putin Summit in Helsinki,Finland.
It seems an extended visit to the fish market in Helsinki port--a World heritage Site-has been ruled out.

 Aides have been informed of Boris Johnson's distinguished Turkish ancestry and are exploring a Sunday meeting with President Erdogan to celebrate his election and subsequent purge of 16,000 trouble makers in the government,military and academia.
If this can be arranged it is expected to take the form of a threesome at Trump Tower in Istanbul.
Erdogan does not play golf.

At a hastily arranged press conference in the White House Sarah Huckleberry Sanders was asked whether the President intended to raise the issue of dissidents  with Vlad the impaler Putin at the Helsinki summit.
She tartly informed the press corp that this talk of a meeting at the summit was confusing as her briefing book confirmed that Helsinki was a seaport with a world renowned fish market.No mountains.

As to Russian dissidents she said Putin had assured the Donald that there were none ;only hooligans and maybe some "cosmopolitans".These accusations were fake news and an insult to the Czar Russian people.
Putin had also reconfirmed that Russia had not interfered in US elections,he had not ordered any assassinations in the UK[Moscow did not come up],he had not bribed Sepp Blatter et al to host  the World Cup,Russia had not reneged on multiple agreements in Syria and had not asked his oligarchs to funnel money through Deutche Bank to fund Trump's tottering property empire.

Trumpfski tweeted that "Putin was a good man .A STRONG leader and could be trusted"

Finally  Secretary of State Mike Pompeo announced that Putin had unilaterally committed to denuclearise Crimea in sync with  "our friends in Pyong Yang"

Subsequent claims by Joe Biden that  Crimea had no nukes because Ukraine had dismantled them over a decade ago were dismissed as "fake news".

"Anyway " Trumpfski tweeted "what the hell does Ukraine know about nukes in Crimea?"









Mara,World Cup,Brexit, Nato & Trumpfski



                                     There is so much going on at Palace its hard to keep up πŸ˜…

              Princess Jenny delivered beautiful new grand daughter 9lb 3oz.
              Princess Rachel due to do the same in 6 months 😊
             These ladies get priority.

             Next day France's lone Spur,goalkeeper Lloris,keeps out Spurs Belgium quartet.
             Today England's Spurs six face Croatia's ex-Spurs duo Modric & Corluca.

      BREXIT
         Meanwhile predicted collapse of UK Brexit negotiating position leading to the inevitable
         BINO:Brexit In Name Only.
         Bonking Boris shamed into resigning by David Davies.
         Government chaos .
         Ironically Teresa May looking more relaxed then at any time as
         Prime Minister.

  •         The fat lady will not sing.
  •         There will be a second referendum.
  •         Perhaps as another election.
  •         Parliament will effectively decide.
  •         Poland's Tusk offers UK return ticket. 
  •         Pressure from his master at Unite Union for Corbyn to campaign REMAIN. 
  •         Corbyn/May in polling dead heat as next PM.

  Cyclops Predicts: Political Turmoil.

  •                 BOTH party leaders will be replaced before next election.
  •                 Each party will be led by the sons of Pakistani bus drivers.
  •                 Both effectively running on a REMAIN platform.
  •                 Nigel Farage in despair;seeks political refuge in Trumpfski land.
  •                 Too late Trumpfski making campaign speeches to four walls in Sing Sing or                  Belvue Hospital.   

        NATO meeting treated to usual Trumpfski bombast and personal attack on Germany and                        Merkel.
  •           Most pundits assume attacks on Merkel linked to his misogyny,
  •           Insecurity when faced with powerful women.
  •           Ignorance
  •           Play acting for his "BASE".   or 
  •          Jet Lag    
Cyclops adds another more profound psychological theory.
  • Trumpfski is German.
  • Although he claimed to be Swedish in his biography.
  • His grandfather Friedriche made the family fortune in real estate and running brothels in the Californian and Klondike gold rushes.                                                                                             https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-trump-family-fortune/ 
  • He returned to his home town to marry a local woman and to settle down as a wealthy burgher.
  • The then German[Prussian] authorities deported him to the USA as a draft dodger.from the Franco/Prussian war.
  • This history traumatised both Trumpfski and his father Fred.
  • Both followed Der Alter-the old man -into the real estate and the hospitality industry.
  • Fred dodged the call up in WW II and the Donald dodged the war in Vietnam--bone spurs and "advanced education".                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   The sub conscious resentment to Germany's Merkel is partly explained by this history.                                                                                                                                         
England and Helsinki Summit
After disrupting NATO the President is heading to London for tea with the Queen and to Helsinki to report to Putin.

He has announced that he will be meeting with the brave  dissidents who have defied authoritarian leaders.

                                     Golf with "my friend" Bonking Boris









         

Thursday, July 5, 2018

SUPREME'S CONSPIRACY



                                                     πŸ˜©  SUPREME'S CONSPIRACY😬

In response to HRHC blog last week,THE SUPREMES,we have received supportive messages and referrals to an unrelated groundswell along the same lines from Liberal Lawyers and sundry "thoughtful people". 

Most interestingly Cyclop's agents close to the court and in the know have been diligently joining the dots. Their reports are confirming the thesis that the Trumpfski/Justice Kennedy conspiracy has little to do with Roe.It's all about Kennedy's son and Trumpfski's feared indictment.

Previously very reliable sources have told the Palace that Kennedy's son  Deutsche Bank Justin Kennedy will be interviewed by the Mueller team before the end of July.
Justice Kennedy naturally has contacts in the Justice Department who informed him of this.This caused genuine panic.No one,never mind a  Supreme, welcomes their son being embroiled and possibly indicted in an influence peddling,money laundering Russian scandal.

It is known that Justice Kennedy has been very upset that his son still worked for a German bank linked to Putin corruption and money laundering.But salary and bonuses north of $2 million/year make an attack of conscience very expensive.

 The Bank has paid over a $ billion in fines in the US & UK and has had to replace two disgraced Ceos.The first of whom was then appointed as Chairman of the money laundering  National Bank of Cyprus by Trumpfski friend Wilbur Ross 

 Every time Trumpfski insults Merkel,the Supreme gets heart burn over whether she will accelerate the German prosecutors looking at Deutsche. for various crimes. These  include possibly using illicit Russian money to fund  under collateralised loans to an Orange Haired New York real estate mogul.

Cyclops sources believe that  the well documented pressure from the White House for Kennedy to retire played into a common interest for both men. To protect themselves and family from an unpredictable [aka fact based] court.

Neither wanted to risk Kennedy have to recuse [I hate that word]  himself from cases involving Trumpfski's Presidential prerogatives or Deutsche/Justin.Thus leaving an even balanced court to decide.They both now regard Chief Justice Roberts as unreliable in the event of a tied court.

He will be around after Trumpfski and Kennedy and jealously guards his reputation .He might even secretly relish his place in history leading the court through the Trumpfski demise and possibly presiding over impeachment hearings. Court insiders are fully aware that Roberts is politically careful and savvy and that he does not hold Trumpfski,Kelly et al in high intellectual or ethical regard.

So this all goes to confirming the thesis that Trumpfski is very happy about the furore over Roe as the perfect diversion from his need for a grateful appointee who has a record of supporting the odd notion that a President cannot be indicted,prosecuted or convicted because he/she is too busy. Kavanaugh and others on the list have this view or are malleable. 

 It may or may not be anybody on the current runners and riders list .Cyclops predicts that the choice will be  pro life but sufficiently vague on the Roe precedent to give Senators Collins and  Paul an excuse to cave to Trumpfski as usual .The nominee will ,more importantly, also be very deferential on executive privilege and immunity.If there is also an indication that the nominee respects Presidential prerogatives on Immigration and Tariffs then Then the White House has a trifecta.

The W H  counsels office also has a fantasy that they might find an Hispanic woman with a black spouse with the correct views. I said fantasyPray.

Well Cyclops hears you ask "Why haven't I been reading this in my Newspaper?" or seen it on the nightly news.
.
The thesis has made its way onto blogs and alternative media sites.
Now a time honoured way for journalistsSpeak no evil to get their reporting out when the editor cannot get it past the paper's or network's lawyers.
Expect it on the Rachel Maddow show by the end of the week.

The other standard way to get the word out is to publish a piece debunking the "rumours' and " conspiracy theories".Of course to do that the writer has to explain to the reader what the rumours are about  

Eh VoilaOk hand
Thats precisely what David Litt has done in the Washington PostSee no evil

Enjoy 


PS I spare you more for now but  posts to follow on Brexit,Teriffs,Nato etc 

Q: What do  North Korea's Young Kim,China's Xi,Russia's Putin,Saudi bin Sultan,Emirati BMZ and Israel's Netanyahu have in common?

answers on a postcard