Cyclops has been watching the dreadfully discourteous demonstrators in London.
The Trumpfski Balloon Baby 👶 demeans a humble and thoughtful leader of the free world.
Thankfully HE is above letting such insults influence his pursuit of justice,peace and freedom.Balloon is a DISGRACE. Huuuuge DISGRACE.
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Cyclops has been informed that Theresa May played hardball to get Trumpfski to do full U turn on his INSULTS.
She went to the heart of CRITICAL strategic US interests.
First Trumpfski was not invited to sleep in Churchill’s four poster bed at Blenheim Palace.
Then she threatened to cancel tea with Queen.Final straw for Melania—only reason she agreed to come on trip.
Threat worked.
Ed: sources claim that Trumpfski offered to pay the standard hedge fund narcissist fee for a night in Churchill bed.
She went to the heart of CRITICAL strategic US interests.
First Trumpfski was not invited to sleep in Churchill’s four poster bed at Blenheim Palace.
Then she threatened to cancel tea with Queen.Final straw for Melania—only reason she agreed to come on trip.
Threat worked.
Ed: sources claim that Trumpfski offered to pay the standard hedge fund narcissist fee for a night in Churchill bed.
Cyclops: Yes but the internet credit check came back negative 👎
Trumpfski had endorsed Boris Johnson for PM.This has led to Johnson leaving British politics in 😩 despair.
THIS JUST IN:
Trumpfski had endorsed Boris Johnson for PM.This has led to Johnson leaving British politics in 😩 despair.
THIS JUST IN:
Putin has invited Trumpfski to sleep in Czar Nicholas’s bed at Yekaterinburg.
Will be guarded by crack Bolshevic unit.
Golden shower can be arranged.
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