The Jewish Trump(f)
In the interest of full disclosure ,and in case suspicion had not been already aroused, I wish to make it clear that I am a fully vested member of the Elders of Zion .As such I must write additional notes on the Jewish aspects of the US,UK and the geopolitical scenes. These additions or codicils are referred as the
" Codicils of the Elders of Zion".
The latest was prepared for a closely knit Jewish group of readers of HELLO magazine. Its subject is IVANKA the Jewish Trump. Don't be silly it IS a "u" not an "a'. That's her dad.
I have reproduced this codicil below.
p s It has just occurred to me that censors in Persia, the Middle East ,Pakistan ,Mossad and the "safe spaces" of Anglo Saxon Higher Education do not have a sense of humour . They may not recognise satire ,however puerile, when they read it. Hope this does not create a problem for my audience in those parts.
The Jewish Trump(f).
Gornit vet Helfn [none of this will help]
Ivanka and Hubby Jared Kushner are the American Jewish Couple from central casting:
He is the grandson of holocaust survivors, went to Jewish elementary and high schools.
He and brother went on to Harvard with weak grades but after father donated $2.5 million to the building fund. Finally to NYU law school and into family business. Father worth just under a billion
and is a convicted felon--bribery not violence--he is Jewish. Now out and rehabilitated.
She is a blond, beautiful and smart, shiksa goddess .Graduated in economics from Wharton under her own steam --you cannot buy your way into Wharton; now in dads business and a very loving and loyal daughter, The granddaughter of a KKK supporter whose own father made the initial family fortune from brothels in the West. He was the original Trumf immigrant to the USA in 19th century and apparently was deported back to the USA by the Prussians for draft dodging ! Those militarists took that stuff really seriously .His grandson was too busy to serve as well—but “is very big, very big” on the military.
Her grandfather was investigated by the justice department in the early 1970's for racial bias in his real estate business and he settled in good old US fashion .Paying up out of court under a no fault agreement.
This all happened while the Donald worked with his father after college. The Donald himself has bankrupted 4 major businesses--nothing burned down, it’s not the 50's, and he wasn’t in the garment industry.
He is now ”rich, very, very rich" .He is not Jewish but “very big” on the bible. Unlike his Machatin [father of his son in law], and despite continuing claims of mob connections in both his real estate and gambling businesses, he has never been indicted .Therefore never been rehabilitated. Should he have been? Who knows?
He is now ”rich, very, very rich" .He is not Jewish but “very big” on the bible. Unlike his Machatin [father of his son in law], and despite continuing claims of mob connections in both his real estate and gambling businesses, he has never been indicted .Therefore never been rehabilitated. Should he have been? Who knows?
In 2009, Ivanka converted to Orthodox Judaism, Mikvas ,extended tutelage with an Orthodox rabbi-and much time with the Rebbetzen. Probably good enough for the Israeli Beth Din to approve of her getting an Israeli passport. Their son was ritually circumcised. MAZELTOV. They keep kosher and Shabbat; Ivanka and Jared are "very observant". Who knew? Her grandfather must be rotating. Probably keeps it a secret from the other guys down there.
Canadian Ted [Cruz] and his dog whistle will probably find a way to link all this
to “New York Values”
Ivanka /Jared seem to be genuinely decent folk, and have 2 beautiful children -- the same age as my grand children so I know of beautiful children---who have immensely rich grandparents. Sorry kids I let you down.
Ivanka and Chelsea Clinton , another high powered convert to the chosen, are reported to be close socially, and even members of the same local Synagogue Sisterhood. A mitzvah and a credit to their parents—biz 120 yar.
Maybe this really is a Hollywood script. I hear a klezmer band in the background.
Will this help get the Jewish vote? He probably won't even get the machatainim. But we’ll never know alas, the blowhard will not be around long enough to find out.
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