The Ticket is Settled

                                                               SENT BY EMAIL FEBRUARY 26

Well that is it then

The ticket now picks itself

For CYCLOPS it was not just last night's debate.

HRH was blessed with a 3 am  a visitation while he slept.

The Hackney Yidisher Arbeiter Circle[deceased]. had gathered to watch the debate and later agreed unanimously on the best ticket.

My father softened the blow by telling me that they they thought Joe was a fine man but perhaps not ready yet.He is also a fan of Mayor Pete--

"Really smart,articulate,personable and clean cut--your mother thinks he is probably Jewish.

She said in Malta it can be very confusing;lots of Marrano under the skin.She  knew someone with a similar name at the Bevis Marks Schul in the 1930's.

Auntie Lil thinks she could fix him up with a nice Jewish girl who needs a green card.We haven't had the heart to tell her"

"But I digress.As you know Zeindle[sonny] the Hackney Central Committee has not been a fan of Chaver  Sanders--a spoiler,who somehow thinks Castro and Stalin taught people to read so must be OK really-nudnik .Perhaps he thinks Mao's revival of Calligraphy should be balance off 20 million starved .Oops I digress again--maybe that's where you get it from." 

Meyer Bronstein then interrupted--yes that Bronstein ,Trotsky's nephew-- "Leon,Leon tell your boy OUR decision.It was UNANIMOUS,we have never been unanimous on ANYTHING before" Dear Chaver Bronstein,excitable as ever. "Ephsher[maybe] we are in a revolutionary situation?"

"OK/OK "    sighed my father. "We have agreed that the obvious Democratic ticket to beat the anti semitic bully in the White House is

                                                         

                                                  SANDERS/BLOOMBERG

 CANNOT LOSE

                      Der Twei Yiddisher Yingles  --undoubted Universal appeal

One hundred and fifty years of experience.These two will put a lock on the entire Male,Jewish Vote in Brooklyn,the Bronx and the Borsht Belt.Well certainly the Ashkenasi. 

It will capture the whole spectrum from Jewish Wall Street Billionaires to Hester Street Marxists.To hell with those in Manhattan.The Sephardim were never very reliable but Bernie will certainly garner their youth .

As for the women, Esther Bronstein ,the neice I think,says she cannot guarantee their vote.It seems that the Shvesters [sisters]have picked up that there may me a little Misogyny in each of their histories."

  

Well there you have it.  At last the Elders of Zion have their dream ticket.

WAIT,WAIT      yelled Yitzhak Goldfarb : 

                " your son does know we are just pulling his Shvantz"

Such a pedant Yitzhak.

 My Dad:   Of course he knows we are kidding .Do you think I would sire a dumkopf  paskudnik [evil one] , a nar [idiot] Smok.  .His mothers maiden name was Aidelkopf NOT  Addlekopf ? "

Its alright DAD, HRH knew it was a spoof.

                                     You gave it away at UNANIMOUS