sent email March 12.2020
WISDOM of CYCLOPS
RULE 1
IF AN ACTION WITH FINANCIAL CONSEQUENCES MAKES “NO SENSE”;
IT MAKES SENSE FOR SOMEBODY.
Chronology: PRESIDENT PRONOUNCES PROBLEM IS MINOR & TEMPORARY INDIVIDUALS CANCEL NON ESSENTIAL TRIPS
CORPORATES DEFER BUSINESS TRAVEL
NOT FOR PROFITS TELECOMMUTE
CORPORATES MANDATE WORK FROM HOME
COLLEGES CANCEL IN PERSON CLASSES
TOURIST INDUSTRY IN CRISIS
AIRLINE BOOKINGS COLLAPSE 90% international; 70% domestic
AIRLINES CANCEL FLIGHTS; NO DEMAND
WHITE HOUSE MEETS WITH AIRLINE CEO
W.H. RESIDENT GENIUSES MILLER & KUSHNER WRITE KIM IL DUMPFKOPF SPEECH
BAN FLIGHTS FROM EUROPE but not UK cos of BREXIT
NOT FROM KOREA OR RUSSIA OR SAUDI
PUTIN CONDEMNS “FALSE RUMOURS” that VIRUS RAMPANT ACROSS RUSSIA
KREMLIN ACKNOWLEDGES FOUR CASES
GOTTA LUV THAT VLAD GUY 
RUSSIA HAS BORDERS WITH CHINA & IRAN
GERMANY, FRANCE, HOLLAND & BELGIUM DO NOT
Spokesperson:
IF GOVERNMENT STOPS EUROPEAN FLIGHTS THEN SURELY AIRLINES ARE ENTITLED TO BE BAILED OUT BECAUSE OF GOVERNMENT POLICY
AND AIRLINES DOING THEIR CIVIC DUTY
SEE CYCLOPS RULE 1 ABOVE
Other spokesperson:
EXTENDING UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS, FOOD STAMPS & RENT RELIEF WILL TAKE TIME.
TAX CUTS QUICKER—[IF YOU PAY TAXES]
Third spokesperson:
BANNING FLIGHTS WILL KEEP THE VIRUS OUT [WELL THOSE NOT ALREADY HERE] and
HAS ADDED BENEFIT OF BLAMING FOREIGNERS
KIM IL DUMPFHEAD [aka Donald jnr.]
WANTS TO KNOW WHY US GOVERNMENT CANNOT HAVE BETTER STATISTICS LIKE UNCLE VLADIMIR.
DEEP STATE OPERATIVES STILL EMBEDDED IN US SOCIETY PREVENTING GOOD NEWS.
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